The Ultimate -None OD Grand Championship!

[gfunk]

Ok here's the ultimate pheromone challenge for yall, post up here and let us know what's the biggest amount of

-none you've ever worn at one time and tell us what happened?

To start off my biggest record was 2,5

drops of PI on a second date at the movies. The day before, the first date, I was wearing 4 dabs of NPA with a -none

refresher mix in the evening. First day went very good, second day she acted politely and nice but couldn't wait to

leave and never heard from her again!

[idesign]

2 big spilled/sloppy drops NPA

and 2 sprays C7. This was an experiment and in my rush for beer I forgot to be careful, and to cover, or think for

that matter. In retrospect I think that the entire House of Guerlaine would have been challenged to make me smell

any less like athletic socks left in the litterbox overnight. Not that I put my socks in the... well, never mind.

But I do have a cat, so I know what I'm talking about.

I drove the convertible and was halfway to the grocery

store when I smelled myself in the mirror. Yuck. I stopped at a traffic light and suddenly a whirring noise

descended and a nice gentleman in a helicopter began yelling at me over a megaphone, telling me to "Put the Top

Up... and Do Not Move Until the Hazmat team arrives". Well, the facts added themselves up and I realized why the

cars behind me were swerving like bees searching for the nectar of clean air. I put the top up as requested and as

the plastic on the dash began to melt from the none fumes - and after I gave myself another DIHL - I decided to make

a run for it with all vents open.

Finally got to the grocery and I would be lying if I told you things got

better. I would not have thought that grocery carts could maneuver like cars, and, since crash avoidance was not

utmost in the minds of those attempting to flee my aura, I witnessed a spectacle not unlike a Demolition Derby. It

wasn't until I reached the syrup, honey and molasses aisle that things slowed down, noticeably.

When I reached

the checkout it was a breeze, most of the other customers being either stuck (literally) on aisle 7 or huddling in

the home fragrance section. The cashier exhibited a perfect blend of revulsion and attraction, muttering "where's

the cucumber?" while slamming my things into a sack.

I learned a lot, and consider it a good technique if

you're in a hurry to get through the store with only a six-pack and a hunk of limburger.

[sweet thing]

This is the funniest thing I

have read on this site.

Great humor!

[tenaciousBLADE]

That was awsome indeed

idesign lmao


Still, I think this was a very interesting chalange we were brought here.

I

think I only ODed twice on `none to be honest. Maybe three times.
Two of those times nothing much happened...

people were just very much trying to avoid me; and my best friend looked at me with a really strange look one of

those times.

The other time wasn't really that I ODed, but more like... I spilled some pure TE on a mattress

between me and my best friends' sister. We were at this awsome place with a home-theater room and we sat all night

watching a movie when between us is a pillow covering up the TE.
It was quite awkward... but although I'd call it

an OD for sure... at times she seemed really turned on by me and seemed to be trying to rub her leg against mine

under the blanket (even while she was pretending to be sleeping). Yet while she seemed turned on, she also seemed

confused by it and not so decisive about whether or not she wants to persue it.

An interesting experience. Fun,

awkward and funny all at the same time

[idesign]

gfunk and TB, this is certainly

a good thread topic. I've learned from ODs as much as successes in terms of dosing. You have to know the

boundaries.

[tenaciousBLADE]

I'm shocked


It's a true story??
What an amazing yet strange experience that must have been
What did the cops

do when they came in the store? Did they like.. just stare at you and waited for you to pull out a gun from under

your jacket or something? Did they actually approach you?

[idesign]

I do hope that others will post

some OD experiences here. Not all hits are good hits.