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    GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
    1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize

    cats
    2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
    3) If your sister hits you, don't hit

    her back. They always catch the second person.
    4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
    5) You

    can't trust dogs to watch your food.
    6) Don't sne eze when someone is cutting your hair.
    7) Never hold a

    Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
    8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
    9) Don't

    wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
    10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's

    lap.




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    GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE

    LEARNED:

    1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
    2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
    3) Families are

    like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
    4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.


    5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
    6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for

    the fiber, not the toy.



    GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
    1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.


    2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
    3) When you fall down, you wonder what else

    you can do while you're down there.
    4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair

    that you once got from a roller coaster.
    5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to

    ask you the questions.
    6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
    7) Wisdom comes with age,

    but sometimes age comes alone.




    FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

    1) You believe in Santa Claus.
    2) You don't

    believe in Santa Claus.
    3) You are Santa Claus.
    4) You look like Santa

    Claus.



    SUCCESS:

    At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants.


    At age 12 success is . having friends.
    At age 16 success is . . having a drivers license.
    At age 35 success is

    . having money.
    At age 50 success is . . having money.
    At age 70 success is . . having a drivers license.
    At

    age 75 success is . . having friends.
    At age 80 success is . not peeing in your

    pants.
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

    Thomas Jefferson

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    So True, So True

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    Quote Originally Posted by belgareth
    1) You believe in

    Santa Claus.
    2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
    3) You are Santa Claus.
    4) You look like Santa

    Claus.
    I love it.
    If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen

    Holmes' Theme Song

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    Enjoyed those.

    Especially

    the dust buster one.
    DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)

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    Great post
    Loved the

    santa part.

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