Dear customers???? Geez Doc,
where's the pathos in that? The joie de vivre?, not to mention the je ne sais quois?. What happened
to "Hey Guys" or "Yo Dudes", or "Sorry Bros but..."
Were it anyone but you I'd be tempted to push my nose
in the air and sniff in indignation. But what's a sniff without Pheros in it? Nothing.
So, I'm
happy to report that I got an email from L-S today saying product has shipped. Your concerns are baseless,
apologies unnecessary, and anxieties troublesome. You should consider seeing a counselor, and work on your public
relations skills.
Disclaimer: All humor is subject to whoever notices.
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