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    An artist had been

    working on a nude portrait for along time. Every day, he was up early and worked late- bringing perfection with

    every stroke of his paintbrush. As each day passed, he gained a betterunderstanding of the female body and was able

    toreally make his paintings shine.After a month, the artist had become very weary fromthis non-stop effort and

    decided to take it easy forthe day. Since his model had already shown up, hesuggested they merely have a glass of

    wine and talk -since normally he preferred to do his painting insilence.They talked for a few hours, getting to know

    eachother better. Then as they were sipping their wine, the artist hearda car arriving outside. He jumped up and

    said, "Oh no! It's my wife! Quick, take off your clothes!!!!!!!!
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    Good one, thanks.
    One thing I

    don't understand though: what does "toreally" mean?

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