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    Default I want to live my next life backwards...

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    I want to live my next life backwards!

    You start

    out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.

    Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every

    day.

    When you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy.

    You spend several years enjoying your

    retirement and collecting benefit checks.

    Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.



    You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.

    So you go to

    high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.

    As you get even younger, you become a kid again.



    You go

    to elementary school, you play, and have no responsibilities.

    In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs

    themselves ragged keeping you happy.

    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like

    conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

    U ntil finally . . . . . You finish off as an orgasm.

    I

    rest my case
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

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    that was good!!!
    There is a cure for electile dysfuntion!!!!

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    I agree! How does it go? Youth

    is wasted on the young?

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    That would be awesome

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