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    I recently picked a new

    primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my

    age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be

    90?"

    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

    "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing

    drugs, either."

    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

    I said, "No, my former

    doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,

    sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

    "No, I don't," I said.

    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or

    have a lot of sex?"

    "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

    "Then why do you give a shit?"
    If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen

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    That is a freaking funny

    joke.

    I've already told it to a friend, who enjoyed it.

    Thanks for the the email, BTW.
    DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)

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