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    Ever wondered what happens when

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    I thought it was flat

    When I looked at the tire...

    I noticed

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    ]eard your wife left you,

    How upset you must be .

    But don't fret about it...

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    I can't help but wonder...



    "What the hell was I thinking?"

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    ]ow could two people as beautiful as you

    Have such an ugly baby?

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    ]'ve always wanted to have

    someone to hold,

    someone to love.

    After having met you ..



    I've changed my mind.


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    ]s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

    That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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    ]ongratulations on your promotion.

    Before you go...

    Would you like to take this knife out

    of my back?

    You'll probably need it again.

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    k]appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

    (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)

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    ]appy birthday! You look great for your age.

    Almost Lifelike!


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    you always said you'd die for me.

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    k]e have been friends for a very long time ..

    let's say we stop?

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    Did you ever find out who the father was?

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    and it spoiled your day.

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    The weather is here.
    Wish you could

    be fine.
    To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.

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    One I

    always loved:

    We are so, like, not thinking of you.
    If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen

    Holmes' Theme Song

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    Awesome.

    Oh, BTW, Holmes,

    great theme music. Remember when everybody's fantasy was to play that one in their band? One of the greatest,

    tastiest guitar solos ever, even though the bass got all the pub.
    DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)

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    Totally! Who actually played

    guitar on that track btw?

    Another great TV theme for guitarists was Rockford Files.
    If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen

    Holmes' Theme Song

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    Rather than use Google to

    cheat, I'll just admit to ignorance.

    But my favorite TV theme currently is Perry Mason. What do you think of

    that one?
    DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)

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