The weather is here.
Wish you could
be fine.
Ever wondered what happens when
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I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed
your cat.
Sorry!
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[/SIZE]H[COLOR=black
]eard your wife left you,
How upset you must be .
But don't fret about it...
She
moved in with me.
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[/FONT][B
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that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
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k]ongratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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]ow could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I[COLOR=black
]'ve always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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k] must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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]s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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]ongratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out
of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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k]appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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H[COLOR=black
]appy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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k]hen we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your
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k]e have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
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I[COLOR=blac
k]'m so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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C[COLOR=blac
k]ongratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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k]our friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you
put to sleep.
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S[COLOR=blac
k]o your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's
really good
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To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
The weather is here.
Wish you could
be fine.
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
- Buddha
Yoga in Eugene
Fair Trade crafts from Peru
One I
always loved:
We are so, like, not thinking of you.
If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen
Holmes' Theme Song
Awesome.
Oh, BTW, Holmes,
great theme music. Remember when everybody's fantasy was to play that one in their band? One of the greatest,
tastiest guitar solos ever, even though the bass got all the pub.
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
Totally! Who actually played
guitar on that track btw?
Another great TV theme for guitarists was Rockford Files.
If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen
Holmes' Theme Song
Rather than use Google to
cheat, I'll just admit to ignorance.
But my favorite TV theme currently is Perry Mason. What do you think of
that one?
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
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