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    Default Musicians and Pizza

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    What's the

    difference between a musician and a large pepperoni pizza?











    The pizza

    can feed a family of four.

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    Tell me about it. I spent 5 years

    at a top music school in Boston, graduated suma cum laude. Look at me now. :-)

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    Bruce,

    You strike me as a

    happy man, one I admire. I certainly envy your successful and useful business.

    Wish I could play or even

    sing some place besides the shower.

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    Thanks Whitehall,

    Yeah, I'm

    pretty happy these days, but almost entirely because of my born again yogi experience a couple years back. Business

    stuff was making me crazy. When our baby was born (#3) I realized the bad state I was in and what I had to do. So

    far so good. Lately my wife and I have started working with a relief project in Peru (see perupuppets.com), and

    that has helped a lot! One thing leads to another. Up or down, you can get into a spiral that has a momentum to

    it.

    Peace, Love, etc etc etc etc,
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    To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.

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    What did the drummer get on his IQ

    test?








    Drool.
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    :-) Brings back memories of my

    Berklee days; always with the drummer jokes. One went something like:
    How do you know someone is a drummer?
    He

    hangs out with musicians.

    Something like that
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    Talking Yeah, I've heard 'em all.

    What do

    you call a drummer with half a brain?







    Gifted.
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    How can you get away with parking in

    the handicapped zone?



    Put a couple of drumsticks on the dashboard.





    Just for laughs, we once asked

    our drummer how you spell Mississippi, and he said:
    "The river or the lake?"
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    How does a band know if the

    stage is not level?






    The drool runs out of the side of the drummers mouth!

    Berklee ROCKS!!

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    What does a drummer use for birth

    control?









    His personality.
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    Yeah, Bruce. That one was,

    "What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? (A drummer)
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    So how do you get a musician

    off your porch?













    Pay him for the pizza.
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    ...and the ever popular,

    "What do you call a guitar player with no girlfriend?"








    Homeless.
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    How do you tell time with just

    a drum?








    Open your window and play it. Any second, someone will shout, "Shut the **** up!

    Don't you know it's ____ O'clock?!
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    Last one was

    great.

    Gegogi, you wanna get in on this?
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    Yeah, and where is Bassman?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSmellThis View Post
    How

    do you tell time with just a drum?

    Open your window and play it. Any second, someone will shout, "Shut the ****

    up! Don't you know it's ____ O'clock?!
    Haha, this is a good one.

    Hey Bruce, I'm curious. What

    year did you graduate Berklee and were there any fellow classmates that went on to succeed in the industry that we

    may know?

    I went to GIT. Paul Gilbert graduated the year before me. Frank Gambalee was really starting to gain

    popularity and Jennifer Baton landed a gig with Michael Jackson soon after. Seems like she also did a stint with

    Prince if I remember correctly.

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