Country Politics

[Bruce]

A busload of politicians

were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.

The farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days

later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the farmer where all the politicians had

gone.

The old farmer told him he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the farmer, "Lord, were they ALL

dead?"

The farmer said, "Well, some of them *said* they weren't, but you know what big liars politicians

are!"

[belgareth]

Seems like he took the right

action. Smart man.