Good joke. I remember telling it
face to face a number of times back when folks used to do that. :-)
Thanks,
B
A guy has 50 yard
line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a
> stranger comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the
seat next to
> him. "No", he says, "The seat is empty." "This is incredible,"
> said the stranger. "Who in their
right mind would have a seat like
> this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and
> not
use it?" The fellow says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to
> me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she
passed away. This
> is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got
> married in 1967." "Oh,
I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
> couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even
a
> neighbor to take the seat?"
>
> The guy shakes his head..............."No, they're all at the
>
funeral."
Good joke. I remember telling it
face to face a number of times back when folks used to do that. :-)
Thanks,
B
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
- Buddha
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