Am I Abnormal? EW smells good..

[Oceanborn]

After

reading all the posts about the smell of EW, I finally received a bottle today.

When I was 2 feet away from

the mailbox, I began sniffing for any unplesentness around the area. Nope. I opened the mailbox, there is the

packet. I sniffed the packet getting myself prepared for the experience of being hit by a stink-bomb I've heard

reported in this forum.

All I can smell is the smell of grape. Like a grape chewing gum, sweet.. almost

delicious.

Thought it was some scented envelope. Like those sent by my childhood sweetheart, when she wrote

me a heart warming little love note. It can't be. The envelope looked too serious for that. Or maybe the PF inside

it.

I got my zip lock bag ready, and a bottle of air-freshener. Also planned an exit route to the rest room

in case I threw up.

Poked a small hole. Took a short wiff. The sweet grape smell is getting stronger. With

one envelope inside another, this stuff has to be a bio-hazard.

Opened the second envelope. Still no stank.

Maybe after the bubble wrappers I thought.

Making sure the air-freshener is within arm lengh. I finally

opened the 7th seal... still, no stank.

Unscrewed the bottle. Took a long wiff. The sweet grape smell is EW!

And I love it!

Am I abnormal?

[maxo-texas]

Well sure.

Now about how

you smell pheromones...

badump bump.

EW has a cloying quality to me- a sickly sweet quality. It fades fairly

quickly.

Sounds like you are not getting that like some of us can't smell .none.

[bronzie]

Guys I have no clue what your on

about, but I treat this stuff like nucleur waste, I store this stuff in a metal cylinder. Look.

[goodguy]

Are you just

posting this so people can call you crazy? Anyway your post intrigued me and I went to take a whiff of my EW. It has

a grape/soapy scent. Of course this is my one drop to a freakin whole lot of water mix sealed away for about two

months to let it mellow. The first whiff was pungent but then I was okay with it. As for the full on thing, it's

still sealed away and I'm not touching it until my diluted version runs out in 10 years or so. I think I'll use

the EW on people I don't like. Place a few drops near their cubicle and watch them faint.

Nah, that'd

be too cruel.

[bronzie]

Are you just

posting this so people can call you crazy?

are you refering to my canister?

[Sigma]

Yeah that stuff reeks. I made the

mistake of keeping my pheromone pouch in my car with EW in it. Yech.

[goodguy]

Sorry, forgot to say who I

was commenting on: Oceanborn. The metal canister- good idea. EW smelling good straight up (or diluted for that

matter): crazy.

[Oceanborn]

I guess you guys are right.

Today I opened my drawer and there's this unplesent smell. Unplesent, but nothing intolerable. Kinda like rotten

bananas.

EW smells good in very very small concentration but too much and it stank.

Put it in a

ziplock bag. Came back an hour later, the smell leaked through the ziplock!! What the heck is this stuff anyway? No

substance I've known leaked through ziplocks!

Put it into a glass bottle with metal cap. The smell leaked

through the metal cap!

Geez.. now I put it in the glass bottle, and put the bottle inside the ziplock and

spay the inside of the ziplock with a flowery scented perfume. Hope it works.

Otherwise, I'll have to custom

order a lead container with 2-inches thick walls..

[maxo-texas]

double ziplock?

one is

enough for me and from my nightstand it gives me interesting dreams.

[MOBLEYC57]

I guess you

guys are right. Today I opened my drawer and there's this unplesent smell. Unplesent, but nothing intolerable.

Kinda like rotten bananas.

EW smells good in very very small concentration but too much and it stank.



Put it in a ziplock bag. Came back an hour later, the smell leaked through the ziplock!! What the heck is this

stuff anyway? No substance I've known leaked through ziplocks!

Put it into a glass bottle with metal cap. The

smell leaked through the metal cap!

Geez.. now I put it in the glass bottle, and put the bottle inside the

ziplock and spay the inside of the ziplock with a flowery scented perfume. Hope it works.

Otherwise, I'll have

to custom order a lead container with 2-inches thick walls..

EW is toxic poontang that comes from dead

women of at least 10 years, found deep in the jungles of Africa. It's the only thing that can leak from an

air-tight vault!

[Oceanborn]

Aggghhh.... help this

stuff leaks through a glass container with metal cap, a layer of perfume + a ziplock bag!!

[silksand]

EW really calms down a lot over

the weeks and months. My bottle after 6 months was perhaps 1/10 as strong as it was when first opened. Now it's

initially a bit vinegary and then within 5 minutes of application has a fruity smell (a little funky, but not

terrible).

Still, I prefer the camouflaged cops of PCC and SOE/w.

[Mtnjim]

Don't know, this younger

generation is such wimps. Look

here to see what the pioneeers had to put up with. 100:1, 200:1 dilutions. Starts getting really interesting

near the bottom of page 2.

The original beta test!!

[bronzie]

this stuff needs to be enclosed

in metal and air proof, a glass jar simply doesnt do the job, it leaks through a tin lid, plastic zip lock bag does

absolutly nothing, plastic is pouros, unless its 3 inces thick.

you can buy cheap metal atomizers off ebay,

throw out the actual glass atomizer and keep the metal canister to store this stuff

[Oceanborn]

I think I'll use

the EW on people I don't like. Place a few drops near their cubicle and watch them faint.

Nah,

that'd be too cruel.

Ahh! Now I know why ladies and gents, don't share the same restroom.