Well, I had to laugh anyway.
An ugly man walks
into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" Asked the barman?
"Well,
I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway.
Well, on my way home last night, I
noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies.
I, of course, went and cut her free and took her
back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time!
We made love all night, all over the
house.
We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!"
exclaimed the barman.
"You lucky man! Was she pretty?"
”Dunno"...Never found the head!"
Well, I had to laugh anyway.
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
- Buddha
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