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    An ugly man walks

    into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

    "What are you so happy about?" Asked the barman?

    "Well,

    I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway.

    Well, on my way home last night, I

    noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies.

    I, of course, went and cut her free and took her

    back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time!

    We made love all night, all over the

    house.

    We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!"

    exclaimed the barman.

    "You lucky man! Was she pretty?"

    ”Dunno"...Never found the head!"

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    Well, I had to laugh anyway.
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