airline advice/solution

[Lor]

-----How to save the airlines.........
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace

all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and

haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the

alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again,

hoping to see naked women.
Because of the

tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be

so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the

tips.
Muslims would be afraid to get on

the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry

would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to

turn a liability into an asset.
Why the

hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

[bronzie]

That was a funny read, the

existance of a naked airline is real, I read it somwhere...by the way, that was not really from THE bill clinton was

it? I dont believe it..