Two Minute Management

Course




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esson One:

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An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small

rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, Can I also sit on my ass like you and do

nothing?

The eagle answered, Sure, why not. So, the rabbit

sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, saw the rabbit, and ate it.



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To be sitting on your ass and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high

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A turkey was chatting with a bull. I would love to be

able to get to the top of that tree, sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy.



Well, why don't you nibble on some of my manure droppings

replied the
bull. They are packed with nutrients. The turkey

pecked at a lump of manure, found
it actually gave him enough

strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second

branch. Finally, after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a

farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.



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Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.




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Lesson Three:




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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was

so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there a cow came by and dropped

some dung on it.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of

cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and

happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the

sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.



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1)

Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.



2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.



3) When you're in deep shit, it is best to keep your mouth

shut!

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