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    Default Is there a "Go Away" Pheromone?

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    We use pheromones to attract and we know from experience they work. So I'm wondering if there are

    also pheromones that say "leave me alone."

    I don't have an office door to shut and sometimes people drive me

    nuts wanting to socialize when I'm trying to work. I'm visible and accessible all the time. The only way I have

    to signal "I'm busy" is body language, and some people aren't keen to that.

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    If you find one, patent it!

    I'll be your first customer. Might even put up some $ to market it.
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

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    WAA (a.k.a. What An

    Asshole)

    David Caruso wears it.
    If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen

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    I've found more than a drop of PI

    does it for me...
    early 40's white male or or

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    Yeah, for guys, a Primal OD does

    the trick.
    If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen

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    I've found several methods

    that seem to work on teenage males interested in dating my daughters. Most aren't practical to an office

    environment though.
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

    Thomas Jefferson

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    Quote Originally Posted by belgareth
    I've found

    several methods that seem to work on teenage males interested in dating my daughters. Most aren't practical to an

    office environment though.
    bel, you have more then 1 daughter, ok....

    read the 48 laws of

    power by robert greene, the book is designed for the corporate culture in mind, and includes within its chapters on

    how to deal with these mosquito type co workers that dont leave you alone.

    or just wear alot of very cheap 1

    dollar grandmother type perfume...or insect repellent

    i hate the corporate enviroment with the little cubical

    workspace.... if i dont have my own room with a door, i refuse to apply for the position

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    Quote Originally Posted by bronzie
    bel, you have

    more then 1 daughter, ok....
    I have three daughters and two granddaughters. That accounts for partial

    baldness, the balance grey and my evil disposition.

    You'd be amazed how quickly young males get the idea when

    'Dad' collects, sharpens and is competent with swords.
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

    Thomas Jefferson

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    Hey at least you have good

    looking kids. I'd be flattered that boys swarmed around my daughters but, like you, I might have to kung fo their

    asses.
    "Freedom to change seems to come after acceptance of ourselves." -BT pg. 56

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    a loaded revolver on your desk

    and blood stains on the floor usualy work realy well at getting people to stay away....
    "The wages of sin is death.But after taxes it's just sort of a tired feeling realy." -Ellen DeGeneres

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real FTR
    We use

    pheromones to attract and we know from experience they work. So I'm wondering if there are also pheromones that

    say "leave me alone."

    I don't have an office door to shut and sometimes people drive me nuts wanting to

    socialize when I'm trying to work. I'm visible and accessible all the time. The only way I have to signal "I'm

    busy" is body language, and some people aren't keen to that.
    Reds,

    What you need is some "F &

    T".

    I'm having some trouble digging up a link for it, but "Fear and Trauma", which is supposedly made by an

    outfit called "Sigma Pseudochemicals", was created to mimic the scent signature of trapped, injured, and/or dead

    people, and is used in the training of search/rescue dogs.

    I first came across it in

    this old issue of the Pheromone News some

    years back.

    I'm fairly sure that if people pick up on the "cadaver note" in this fragrance they'll probably

    stop bothering you.

    An interesting side note I came across while searching for this stuff was a piece from

    one of the K-9 training units that they called the "Box Effect", or

    "Yahtzee Effect".

    Loosely interpreted this could account for what someone dubbed their "social hookup

    theory" wherin a phero-overdosed user seems to lose targets to random individuals within the crowd.
    Where a

    "scent pool" is so pronounced as to cause sensory overload, thus disabling the target's ability to zero in on the

    true source of the signal, the target may attribute the signal to any random person in the crowd who happens to be

    near the epicenter of the scent cloud.

    Less is More.

    Oscar

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    Quote Originally Posted by belgareth
    I've found

    several methods that seem to work on teenage males interested in dating my daughters. Most aren't practical to an

    office environment though.
    Ya, a shotgun on the desk wouldn't be too appropreate!

    what

    someone dubbed their "social hookup theory"
    That was "Donald Duck" aka "Watcher"

    Seriously, if you're

    willing to take a chance, try a ~none OD. Risky though.
    Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
    --Lazarus Long

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    An supersized dose of NPA

    directly to the armpits might do the trick. At least you'll be too funky for me!
    "I'm just a dirty hornytoad" -Gegogi

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    Default put your

    office number on speed

    dial on your cell phone. When one of the usual suspects shows up to stay a while, secretly press the speed dial,

    answer your office phone, then cover the mouthpiece and whisper to your acquaintance "this is important and is going

    to take a while". After the third instance they will get the message.
    There is a cure for electile dysfuntion!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by koolking1
    office

    number on speed dial on your cell phone. When one of the usual suspects shows up to stay a while, secretly press the

    speed dial, answer your office phone, then cover the mouthpiece and whisper to your acquaintance "this is important

    and is going to take a while". After the third instance they will get the message.
    Now, that's pure

    brilliance. *off to program cell phone*

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    Default go Away

    Most likely B.O.,

    passed gas and bad breath contain this elusive pheromone...

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    I realize that this isn't

    a pheromone solution but pheromone does rhyme with telephone!!
    There is a cure for electile dysfuntion!!!!

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    have you tried just stop wearing

    pheromones?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nbnbtc
    have you

    tried just stop wearing pheromones?
    Yes, but pheromones are not the problem. Bored co-workers are the

    problem!

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    I merely close my office door and

    such problems go away. However if you're out in the open it's a balancing act between getting work done and not

    spoiling relationships.
    "I'm just a dirty hornytoad" -Gegogi

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    Default od on pi

    Mate, a couple of drops

    of PI/m, version should be ample. I od on 2 drops. Or even NPa with no cover scent bro. I had people getting up off

    their seats on ther train and moving to another seat/position.
    Wow powerfull shit?

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    Here goes nuthin' -- I'm

    wearing two drops of TE/w today. We'll see what happens when I get to work. I've never worn it to work before.

    It's all I've got with -none in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real FTR
    Here goes

    nuthin' -- I'm wearing two drops of TE/w today. We'll see what happens when I get to work. I've never worn it

    to work before. It's all I've got with -none in it.
    Good Luck!!!
    Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
    --Lazarus Long

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    Quarter to 6 and she's

    only stopped by once, and that was very briefly and from a distance. So far, it's working beautifully.

    The

    other people who usually come by are not staying as long, and are not standing as close, which is really good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcuccio88 View Post
    Most likely B.O.,

    passed gas and bad breath contain this elusive pheromone...
    HAHAHA!
    STIFFLER doesent need pheromones, he is a living jambat #1 mix

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    Folk dance next to someone with a kidney ailment and you will wonder no more.
    To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.

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    This is hilarious

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    No my friend I do not think that there is any “go away” pheromone. Different types of pheromones are available in the market today and you can choose any one of them according to your needs.

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    Oooo... this thread is an oldie, but I recall asking the same question once myself mostly for the benefit of a female friend who wanted to repel some "flies" if you know what I mean. I think we came up with -none overdose as one way to go, the problem being that she reacted so badly to -none it messed her up too much... (discomfort and withdrawal).

    I know I too have times I wished I could get people to go away... and when I apply -nol I too often get in situations where people who already talk too much talk even more to the point I would almost scream "Shut up already!"
    The opposite of love isn't hate.
    It's apathy
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