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    The couple had been debating the purchase of a

    new auto for weeks. He
    wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could
    zip through

    traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat
    up old truck, but everything she seemed to like

    was way out of their price
    range.

    "Look," she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or


    less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

    For her birthday, he bought her a brand new

    bathroom scale...

    Funeral services are

    pending.


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    lmao.... i didn't get it at

    first so i had to read it twice and think about it, but when i got it, my face lit up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by slickracer
    lmao.... i

    didn't get it at first so i had to read it twice and think about it, but when i got it, my face lit

    up!
    You're Blond??
    Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
    --Lazarus Long

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    lol that was great!

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