lmao.... i didn't get it at
first so i had to read it twice and think about it, but when i got it, my face lit up!
The couple had been debating the purchase of a
new auto for weeks. He
wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could
zip through
traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat
up old truck, but everything she seemed to like
was way out of their price
range.
"Look," she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or
less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new
bathroom scale...
Funeral services are
pending.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
lmao.... i didn't get it at
first so i had to read it twice and think about it, but when i got it, my face lit up!
You're Blond??Originally Posted by slickracer
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
--Lazarus Long
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