At least he didn't try to hump
your leg.
Ive just got back from one of the wierdest experiences ive ever had. A friend of mine called me like 2
hours ago telling me to go visit her. So i decided NOT to wear any of my AE for the night. Instead i grabbed a
contact lens case i used one week ago on which i stored 2 drops of AE on each side. As this case was closed, it
didn't smell at all. But it sure kept the drops in as i didnt use them that week. I was planning on openning one of
the sides to let the 2 drop of AE smell come out. But when i arrived and enter to my firends house, i noticed a damn
dog. I read before on the forum that dogs acted strange around pheromones, so i decided not to open the case. Well
that decision did not help me at all as the damn dog was able to smell for sure the 4 drops of AE, even with the
lids closed. Shit that bastard stared barking like crazy, not to me, he was staring to a wall barking to nothing at
all. The dog stared to walk around the place with no direction at all. And always returned to the same wall and
barked at it. My friend told me 'shit whats the problem with this dog, he never acts like this'. That DAMN dog
ruined the whole atmosphere and as you may have already figure it out... i didnt get any.
At least he didn't try to hump
your leg.
"I'm just a dirty hornytoad" -Gegogi
or sniff and lick your ass....Originally Posted by Gegogi
early 40's white male or or
It was barking at a wall? They
say animals can sense the spirit world, perhaps it saw something you didnt...........
I used to own a German Shepherd
that loved to stick his nose in women's crotches and sniff. He also loved to chew up my GF's undies. He caused
some awkward moments with strangers on the street!
A dog's life is so simple. He merely does what he wants and
gets away with it. Many times I wished I could drop to my knees and sniff a strange woman but, alas, I was afraid of
being impounded.
"I'm just a dirty hornytoad" -Gegogi
My general reply when thisOriginally Posted by Gegogi
happens to me is "don't start anything you can't finish" , people just don't know what to say after
that....
early 40's white male or or
The same thing happend to
me..
I was wearing mones that day, when one of my freinds called and she said she needed her movies back because
another girl wanted to borrow them.. I thought fine and I said I'll be reight over..
15 min later I arrived.. They
have a little puddel which normally is very freindsly and so on, but this time it was really crazy freindly.. I
jumped up at me (I was wearing it on my neck and wrists), and when I went inside the female dog didn't stop.. The
guy in the house told the dog to stop, but it didn't - which is strange because normally when he raises his voice
once it stops raight away..! But not this day..
it crawled up on a stool and started licking my wrists, and could
keep away from me even when I pushed it away..
But I didnøt stay long anyway but DAMN it was
anoying..!!
By the way.. Two min. after i arrived she came out to take the movies..
She checked if they where
all there and then she said to her boyfriend: "Come on, I need to have sex!" (It's normal language for her but
not when there's guests - then she can wait to have sex)
I think it maybe was my mones that made her in a mood
and she needed to have it with her boyfriend.. Fine by me - because i don't want her anyway..
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