Happy Birthday
Holmes!
You're number one in the hood.
Love you,
Cat
Happy Birthday
fella!
Even though it's nearly over, and probably will be by the time you read this, I hope your day
is great!
Happy Birthday
Holmes!
You're number one in the hood.
Love you,
Cat
Holmes,
I missed your birthday!
Ever since they got moved to the bottom of the page, that happens.
Well, here's a poem for you
anyway.
Roses are red
leaves are generally green
well, during the Summer anyway
Spring too, actually....
d'oh!! You know what I mean.
It's very deep Holmes.
Hope you had a good one,
B
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
- Buddha
Yoga in Eugene
Fair Trade crafts from Peru
Didn't you just
have a birthday!!? What makes you so special? How come you get to have two birthdays a year!!?
A Happy belated birthday, Signor Holmes, from the bald and chocolate one,
Glad you were
born 'cause you're crackheaded-alcoholic-and-weed-smoking FUN!
The day Signor Holmes was
introduced to the world, things have never been the same,
Thanks for the craziness and laughter ... yup, we
have you to blame,
Hope you enjoyed your day of birth,
Hot steamy sex with a hottie named Do-me, who's
quadrupled in girth,
A big women named Do-me, I know you had fun!
Her screaming, "Who's ya
mama?", you screaming, "You! You're the one!"
May life honor your every wish, 'til you're a hundred and
1.
Enjoy your birthday twice a year while we get only one.
Happy belated, Signor Holmes, with wishes
for many more to cum,
Thanks to L-S, I got whiff of the Chosen One!
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
"What the...? A surprise party?!
I'll kill you. Who's idea was this?"
Thanks very kindly for the good wishes, guys. Like I once heard a
trucker say over the CB, "Ah apperciate it an' ah apperciate it an' ah apperciate it." (I still have no idea what
the hell he was talking about.)
The poetry was beautiful, just beautiful.
Mobley, it's not that
I have more than one birthday per year; it's just that the numbers are climbing twice as fast.
Thanks
again.
Last edited by Holmes; 03-27-2006 at 07:26 PM.
If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen
Holmes' Theme Song
Happy belated
birthday!
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