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    Default Happy Birthday Holmes!

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    Happy Birthday

    fella!

    Even though it's nearly over, and probably will be by the time you read this, I hope your day

    is great!
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    Happy Birthday

    Holmes!

    You're number one in the hood.

    Love you,
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    Holmes,

    I missed your birthday!

    Ever since they got moved to the bottom of the page, that happens.

    Well, here's a poem for you

    anyway.

    Roses are red
    leaves are generally green
    well, during the Summer anyway
    Spring too, actually....

    d'oh!! You know what I mean.

    It's very deep Holmes.

    Hope you had a good one,
    B
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    Red face Signor Holmes!

    Didn't you just

    have a birthday!!? What makes you so special? How come you get to have two birthdays a year!!?



    A Happy belated birthday, Signor Holmes, from the bald and chocolate one,
    Glad you were

    born 'cause you're crackheaded-alcoholic-and-weed-smoking FUN!

    The day Signor Holmes was

    introduced to the world, things have never been the same,
    Thanks for the craziness and laughter ... yup, we

    have you to blame,

    Hope you enjoyed your day of birth,
    Hot steamy sex with a hottie named Do-me, who's

    quadrupled in girth,

    A big women named Do-me, I know you had fun!
    Her screaming, "Who's ya

    mama?", you screaming, "You! You're the one!"

    May life honor your every wish, 'til you're a hundred and

    1.
    Enjoy your birthday twice a year while we get only one.

    Happy belated, Signor Holmes, with wishes

    for many more to cum,
    Thanks to L-S, I got whiff of the Chosen One!
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    "What the...? A surprise party?!

    I'll kill you. Who's idea was this?"

    Thanks very kindly for the good wishes, guys. Like I once heard a

    trucker say over the CB, "Ah apperciate it an' ah apperciate it an' ah apperciate it." (I still have no idea what

    the hell he was talking about.)

    The poetry was beautiful, just beautiful.

    Mobley, it's not that

    I have more than one birthday per year; it's just that the numbers are climbing twice as fast.

    Thanks

    again.
    Last edited by Holmes; 03-27-2006 at 07:26 PM.
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    Happy belated

    birthday!

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