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    1.

    Constipated People Don't Give A Sh!t.

    2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

    3. If You Drink, Don't

    Park. Accidents Cause People.

    4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

    5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex,

    Keep Your Mouth Shut.

    6. Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.

    7. If That Phone Was Up Your

    Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

    8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

    9. To All You

    Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

    10. If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.



    11. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

    12. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.



    13. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

    14. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking

    To Me.

    15. The Earth Is Full - Go Home

    16. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me



    17. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

    18. Illiterate? Write For Help

    19. Cover Me. I'm Changing Lanes



    20. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

    21. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

    22. If Sex Is

    A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...

    23. If You Can Read This, Please Turn Me Over




    24. Remember

    Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed for 70 mph.

    25. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt,

    No Charge

    26. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

    27.

    Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

    28. Boldly Going Nowhere

    29. Caution -

    Driver Legally Blonde

    30. Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That

    31. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down

    Before He Admits He is lost?

    32. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

    33. Saw It

    ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit .. Got It!

    34. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.

    35. All Men Are Animals,

    Some Just Make Better Pets.

    36. Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them

    37. WANTED:

    Meaningful overnight relationship.

    38. Sore/Loserman 2006

    G'dAY!
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    I have two Wiccan bumper

    stickers on my cars..

    On my pink Peugeot I have:

    "Witches get PMS too, y'know..."

    ..and on my MX5

    convertible I have:

    "Wiccans do it in Circles."

    I used to have:

    "Get a taste of religion - lick a Witch,"

    but "The Man" HATED it! ^_^

    I still have it on a cropped T-shirt, though...

    Ail :-)
    Eight Words The Wiccan Rede Fulfill: 'An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will )O(

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMoon
    I have two

    Wiccan bumper stickers on my cars..

    On my pink Peugeot I have:

    "Witches get PMS too, y'know..."

    ..and

    on my MX5 convertible I have:

    "Wiccans do it in Circles."

    I used to have:

    "Get a taste of religion -

    lick a Witch," but "The Man" HATED it! ^_^

    I still have it on a cropped T-shirt, though...

    Ail :-)


    I have the "Get a taste of religion" one on my bass case.

    - Bass
    somewhere between amused and obsessed...

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    fasten your seatbelt...it

    makes it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car!
    for some reason, that one always gets stolen off

    my car (magnetic back) oh yeah- that and
    dont make me release the flying monkeys!!!
    that one i have

    actually had someone ask for! weirdos!

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