The day's humour..........KIDS

If you need a laugh, then read

through these Children's Science Exam answers.


These are real answers from school

kids.




Q: Name the four

seasons.
A: Salt, pepper,

mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain

one of the processes by which water can be made safe to

drink.

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink

because it removes large


pollutants like grit,

sand, dead sheep and

canoeists.

Q: How is dew

formed?
A: The sun shines

down on the leaves and makes them

perspire.

Q: How can you delay

milk turning sour?
A: Keep

it in the cow.

Q: What causes

the tides in the

oceans?
A: The tides are a

fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
tends to flow

towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in

this fight.

Q: What are

steroids?
A: Things for

keeping carpets still on the

stairs.

Q: What happens to your

body as you age?
A: When

you get old, so do your bowels and you get

intercontinental.

Q: What

happens to a boy when he reaches

puberty?
A: He says

good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his

adultery.

Q: Name a major

disease associated with

cigarettes.
A: Premature

death.

Q: What is artificial

insemination?
A: When the

farmer does it to the bull instead of the

cow

Q: How are the main parts

of the body categorized? (e.g.,

abdomen.)
A: The body is

consisted into three parts- the brainium, the borax,
and the

abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity

contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and

U.

Q: What is the

fibula?
A: A small

lie.

Q: What does "varicose"

mean?
A: Nearby. (I do

love this one....)

Q: Give the

meaning of the term "Cesarean

section"
A: The Cesarean

Section is a district in

Rome.

Q: What does the word

"benign" mean?'
A: Benign

is what you will be after you be eight.