Alright might as well be the
first. Two days ago my mostly recovered AFC friend and I had a double date. I brought a girl of mine (HB8alpha) I
know for a while but we keep things platonic (businees relationship) and he brings his oneitis brand new model GF
(HB9model). Ive been helping him all along the ride, telling him what to do for a while now (hes kinda meek/passive)
and told him repeatedly, maybe like 25 times to try pheros to spice his life up. He continued to refuse.
So Im
loaded with two dabs of NPA (use it as an agression booster for H2H classes So no Impi, but two sprays of
C7 and a packed of Perception for cover (very standard for me)and drop of Meo-Est.
Flash foreward to a fancy
restaurant downtown TO. Everybody dressed to kill. We sit down and chat. Im being kinda reserved to make my friend
look good (hes supposed to get laid not me) , but after a while it becomes very obvious that somethings wrong with
HB9. She keeps zoning out while looking at me with a funny look. My friend notices but says nothing. So after
a while of chit chat, I jokingly say to her to "Stop mentaly masterbating and join the conversaion.." She TOTALY
freaks out and runs to the bathroom. Everybody is like wtf? My HB8alpha follows her there to check on her.
Rest
of the evening goes kinda quiet, and more normal,
but afterwards as Im driving HB8 home, I ask what was the deal
about the freaking out? She only says that I caught her phisically red handed in the act... she wasnt just
mentally masterbating after all...
Long story short my buddy calls me up first thing in the morning and wants some
pheros to play around with.....
Yet another non-believer converted...
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