REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and

Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at

the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they

give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical

rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a

girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around

the world in one night and not get lost.