The Axe Effect! A Phero-theory from The Bat!

[jambat]

You ever see those commercials where some guy sprays on Axe deodorant and women virtually jump on his

face? I will present to you an inexpensive but probably worthwhile phero experiment. They sale 28 gram bottles of

Axe (1oz) for about $2.00. Do a 70/30 mix (the same ratio as JB1). 30% NPA and 70% Axe.

My theory is you can

hits within the JB1 scope. (Minus any actual face jumping) and you will actually get "The Axe Effect". Of course you

may have to pour out some of the Axe out and of course there's the problem of getting into a pressure sensitive

bottle but I know some of you will find a way. Also, in my experience the sprayer bottles (like the Axe bottle) that

spray a mist are much better for phero application than the cheap ones that just spray a straight line

hit.

-The Bat

[Mtnjim]

BAT!!

Are you the one and only

original??

If so, where ya been, you sort a disappeared a while back.

[DrSmellThis]

Glad to see you stop by,

jambat.

[jambat]

BAT!!

Are

you the one and only original??

If so, where ya been, you sort a disappeared a while back.

A

group of Amazons captured me and took me to their island. And it wasn't a pleasure trip. They knew of the phero

experiments, but I explained to them that Watcher was the one who had truly harnessed the power. I would not tell

them where he was and they certainly did not free me.

I'd been held on that Island for months and served

Valan, The Amazon queen under the watchful eye of the Amazons and trusted male guards. As time went on the women

began to kill off the males who were of less service, the transplants. I'm an ex-Boy Scout so hunting, camping ect

were no problem to me. But modern advances (computers/alien tech, etc) were at a point where people like me weren't

really needed on that end. They were mostly interested in my computer skills (they love photoshop). Ironically I

actually taught many of the women computer software. The alien tech was taught to them by a hot but deadly female

from some unknown dimension.

By this time I had run out of JB1 so and frankly I couldn't order any for

obvious reasons. The obviousness of them becoming unimpressed with me was becoming very blunt. The male guards were

close with the Amazons (some of them fathers, sons or husbands/lovers). Me, being a transplant, had no such

connection.

Considering the lack of education options for men this made me somewhat of an anomally. I was as

smart as the women (well not the alien chicks, I mean they were aliens and all and carried lazers and such). Before

I was taken Watcher had injected himself with some kind of phero enhanced chemical. He made a mechanical bracelet

that sent small electroshocks through his body which activated the chemical reaction that "changed him". Allowing

him to project pheros from his body when needed as well as giving him enhanced his strength and adrenalyn. I believe

this is what these ladies were after. Problem: I didn't have this device or anything like it.

Men had a

curfrew. At 10:00pm our time all men had to be in. Amazon pilots would strath the island at around 9:55 (fly over in

a small armed craft shooting down any male in their path with bullets or lazers). One time the plane flew over me. I

just stood there in a kind of awe as the bullets whipped past me. Fun times. Anyhow I had been observing the Amazon

training and their methodology. I found it very educational. They trained in hard styles, no adaptation but very

powerful. I couldn't battle them all.

I started taking the excess leather used for clothing and sewing it

together. I also started welding. Pretty soon I had created a new "Bat-Suit" if you will. The cape was made of

leather and a leather cape with flexible metallic rods with bladed points woven within. They attached to my arm and

when extended could cut. When folded around me could block small bullets. I dyed the leather black and sewed

together a suit and mask. I moved at night aguiring the explosives they used for fishing and all the hardware I

could. I became a menace, stealing their food and fresh water. And again they called me "The Bat".

During

the day I still served the queen. I learned how their antigravity devices worked and by night had taken one. I

learned they worked on unified fields and reverse magnetism. By the next week I had incorporated the small

microdrives they used for their hovercrafts into my costume.

Soon someone caught on. I was the only male

skilled enough to have done these things. But by that time "The Bat" could fly. The male guards were sent. Using a

tripwired explosive divice I caused a diversion. Many of the guards were sent to see what it was. I cut through the

rest with my wings, only injuring them enough to make them fear me. Many of them eventually ran feeling I was a

monster of some sort. The others I moved through using a soft but adaptive fighting style I created to counter their

moves.

As I left my shelter the females were upon me. At least thirty. They threw spears and shot at me.

Using my wings I blocked the bullets and swatted the spears. The strongest charged me and I put them down using my

new style. They became baffled and unsure of themselves.

As I pushed on the Alien females (only three of

them were here) moved in. They had lazer canons. I stared them down. The flight mechanism, though well incorporated

still went untested. I stared them down. Now was the time. I slapped the trigger on my wrist. We were all thrown

back as the field came up around me created more force than flight. Suddenly I was thrown into the air at a very

high speed. The way my body moved in the air as I adjusted to the anti-grav had to freak out anyone watching.



Eventually I got it under control. I flew straight up into the air until I saw something strange. An

unnatural cloud formation. I flew right at it expecting it to lead somewhere and alas it did. It lead here, back to

earth. Eventually the drives started failing as they had absorbed most of the energy from the crystal that powered

it. (The aliens can recharge these on their ships). I moved to land but at a point it had jut cut off and I dropped.



I woke up on a roof top in the city laying in drying cement amidst new construction. Lucky for me the

centent hadn't dried fully and was wet enough for me to break free of. I was hurt and hungry. I hadn't seen

friends and family for months. Crime had risen in the city, I couldn't contact Watcher and his phero lab had been

destroyed.

I monitored the news though there was very little. But tell tell signs that he was around buzzed

in my ear. Ladies at some of the clubs speaking about him, the vampire girls didn't want to anything but some

criminals stilled feared being "watched". They told recent stories of him. So that lead me back to the begining.

Back here.

-The Bat

[Big M]

In other words you were doing some

prison time ehhh LOL just joking , Well maybe you just never know.

[DrSmellThis]

Or getting a degree in

creative writing.

[tounge]

Skipping past all the useless BS

you wrote, how about telling us more about your AXE/NPA theory. Where did you come up with this one? And are you

trying to say that AXE is comparable to APC?
Does it matter which scent of AXE you use?

This is of far

more interest to forum regulars, than meaningless, space consuming drivel.

[DCW]

I keep hearing about the Axe effect

from the brothers.
One guy wrote about AXE and a couple drops of piss, the other told a story of Axe and Jovan

Musk.
I own a couple product myself but I must confess that I haven't seen any dramatic effect, Then again I

change fragrances often.


DCW

[Bruce]

The Bat is back.

Whoaaaa!

How goes it?

B

[slick]

welcome back jambat, you created

my favourite mix, pan.

[tounge]

welcome back jambat,

you created my favourite mix, pan.

That was made up by Jamboot. Jamboot was a former member

who used that name to lampoon Jambat.

Anyway, I'm am interested in hearing more about the AXE mix. There is

something strange about AXE, but I can't put my finger on it just yet.

[jambat]

The Bat is back.

Whoaaaa!
B

What's going on Bruce. Great pic, I never knew you looked so much like Chuck Norris.

I keep hearing about the Axe effect from the brothers.

I wear Axe a lot time and the

only "effect" it has alone is that it smells pretty good.

This is of far more interest to forum

regulars, than meaningless, space consuming drivel.

With that attitude I can't believe you'd need

pheros to get the ladies. I'll explain the theory. It's simple actually. My belief was always that APC's scent

and NPA's strength is the power behind JB#1 as well as JBB (Jambat Bootleg where TE takes the place of NPA). We all

know APC has very little phero in it but NPC seems to enhance it's scent as well as aid in getting attention from

the ladies (the ultimate goal).

Considering my lack of funds, buying pheros is pretty much out of the

question, but I know some of you love to test and have cash to do so. So based on this theory, the scent of Axe is

great, especially after a good bath. Now remember what I said about the spray bottle? The Axe sprayer is perfect for

application. The only problem now is getting NPA into the bottle without depressuring it.

If you mix at the

normal 70/30 ratio I'm willing to bet you will truely create an "Axe Effect". Doubtful that it will occur as on TV

but certainly as good as JB#1 but cheaper and applied more effectively. Plus you wouldn't have to worry about

spills. Not to mention you could pull out a $2 bottle of Axe and no one would know NPA was in it. Your secret would

be safe. A spray under the arms or to the chest and you're good. Also you may want to try a 65/35 ration to account

for the missing phero in Axe but I doubt it will be a big deal.

-The Bat

[CptKipling]

Hey Mr Bat welcome back!

[tounge]

What's going on

Bruce. Great pic, I never knew you looked so much like Chuck Norris.

I wear Axe a lot time and the only

"effect" it has alone is that it smells pretty good.

With that attitude I can't believe you'd need pheros

to get the ladies.

You are so right in that point. I really don't use Pheromones

to get the ladies. I find that much of the time it does more harm than help. And I base much of that on the monthly

cycles of women and the wide spread use of birth control pills. I do find however, that mones can be invaluable in

dealing with other men and in my sports officiating career. And I do some amatuer perfuming myself, and like to add

different mones to my concoctions.

Now back to your theory. On what basis do you recommend AXE spray, other

than it is cheap? Do you have valid backing, or are you throwing crap at the wall,and seeing what sticks?

[jollysnowdevil]

hey let's not bash the

widespread use of birth control. God knows with all the mones and viagra, birth control is the reason i dont have 30

kids running around. (condoms keep filling up and bursting like water balloons)

ok seriously, you could spray

Axe into a funnel and fill up a seperate atomizer with it. Then simply spike the atomizer full of Axe with npa.

[jambat]

Now back to your

theory. On what basis do you recommend AXE spray, other than it is cheap?

Nope. Axe is cheap and smells

good. That's the basis pretty much. Then again that was the basis for JB#1 too. Scent + power.

-The Bat

[platinumfox]

I dont think this is "The

original Jambat" look at his join date November 2005?

[MOBLEYC57]

And what'axe is strong enough

to control the beastly stank of NPA?

Anyone? Anyone?

[jambat]

NPA should be fine mixed with

Axe, mixed at 30% and applied evenly. Obviously the Axe scent is much different than APC, more commercial and less

exotic. But if you prefer this kind of scent this could be the way to go. I remember when I first tried Axe I kept

thinking I wish I had some NPA.

Hey Mr Bat welcome back!

Thanks. It's good to be

back.

I dont think this is "The original Jambat" look at his join date November

2005?

Don't believe I am the original? Watch this...Did you see that? Only I, the original JB can do

that. Want to see it again? Watch...

-The Bat

[avg joe]

if i was one of those people

that was limited to just one small dab of NPA then my axe might cover it, but i can use up to 6 dabs of NPA at a

time (haven't tried more yet) and
axe won't come close to covering that, especially if i do anything like walk,

exercise, sit down, breathe etc.

[jambat]

Sure it will cover it if it's

mixed into the fragrance. APC covers it fine and it makes APC smell better. Don't take my word for it. Ask

around.

-The Bat

[Watcher]

Bruce has confirmed its jambat lol

- and to be honest a simple email or IP check can confirm it (bruce said the bat is back)

Well welcome back

jambat ive sort of moved on quite a bit in terms of my arsenal (alter ego is still a stable) NPA and SOE well all

good still 0 A314, pheros - perception and many others . Well good to see u back can u give us some hit stories etc.

Dont worry to much about tongue he just likes a bit of on topic serious discussion so we should give him as much as

possible

[CptKipling]

I knew it was really him

because of the story, I wonder how many people remember the stories he used to write? What about that interactive

story thing?

Back on topic, I have actually been using Lynx (AXE) because I ran out of sandalwood and I had some

around. It does end up smelling nice; I've been wearing it (purely as deoderant) with IMPI/AE that I have been

enjoying recently.

[tim929]

I know several women who are very

sensative to certain mens colognes.A very dear friend of mine absolutly hates it when I wear Monogram...it makes her

horny no matter what.And we arent like that,so she cant realy do anything about it.And thats WHITHOUT pheromones.If

I add alittle AE/m she realy hates me.

Hey Bat...you didnt happen to have a digital camera on this island with

the Amazons did you? I would love to see pictures.

[MOBLEYC57]

A very dear friend

of mine absolutly hates it when I wear Monogram

Tim, you're in trouble! Did you know Monogram is

discontinued? What does it smell like, and did you just purchase it in the U.S., or have you had it for a

while?

Thanks!

[tim929]

I have had my monogram for about

ten years...I was dating a girl who absolutly loved it and she kept buying it for me...so I still have three

bottles...two of the cologne and on of the lotion...it's realy good stuff and doenst seem to be adversly effected

by time...it smells...well...like monogram I guess.I dont realy spend a whole lot of time in the mens fragrance

department so I would be hard pressed to compare it to anything current.But I will make a trip to the mall at some

point and see if I can find something close to it.I love it personaly but I am not realy big on wearing

fragrances,so a bottle will last me a lifetime.

[Watcher]

well the bat hasnt checked back in

either 6 posts is all we got had been hoping he would be around a bit longer still remember the clowns in the car

post god that was humerous and very offtopic until we brought pheromones back into the discussion

The various

JB#1 mixes led me to do the DD#1 (Watcher #1) mix.

Well AXE ( lynx as it is known in some countries) is a

good smelling product to go with the APC/NPA.

[jambat]

I knew it was

really him because of the story, I wonder how many people remember the stories he used to write? What about that

interactive story thing?

The IFRPG Interactive Fourm Role Playing Game. Fun stuff.

Hey

Bat...you didnt happen to have a digital camera on this island with the Amazons did you? I would love to see

pictures.

Sadly, I did not. It's like the guy who catches the five three foot flounder. The fish always

get away and there's never any photos.

well the bat hasnt checked back in either 6 posts is

all we got had been hoping he would be around a bit longer still remember the clowns in the car post god that was

humerous and very offtopic until we brought pheromones back into the discussion

Ah yes, clows in cars.

The good ol' days.

The various JB#1 mixes led me to do the DD#1 (Watcher #1)

mix.

Pretty good stuff I might add. That's back in the day when I was buying pheros

regularly.

Well AXE ( lynx as it is known in some countries) is a good smelling product to go with

the APC/NPA.

The scent is very clean. I've smelled perfumes that smell like it. I've been considering

getting NPA and trying to inject it into the tube under the spray head, but there's no way I could be accurate.

(The Axe I could care less about, it's two bucks but I wouldn't want to mess up a $30 bottle of anything

specifically a bottle of NPA).

-The Bat

[CptKipling]

I haven't used them but can't

you get AXE/Lynx aftershaves? I don't know if that would work the same...

[tim929]

Women realy seem to like the

smell of AXE/lynx or TAG body spray.What I find sort of strange is that any of them are fairly cheap fragrances.Its

not like they realy put a huge amout of effort and high grade components into them.They just hit uppon something

that chicks dig.

Something I have noticed is that the fragrances dont last very long,requiring repeated

re-applications if you want to continue being "smelled."