No way! And here I thought you were aOriginally Posted by Bruce
"wise" person!
Happy Brithday!
20???!?!
You
have got to be kidding. Do they still make that age? :-)
Wow, enjoy it now, while you have
it.
Peace,
B
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
- Buddha
Yoga in Eugene
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No way! And here I thought you were aOriginally Posted by Bruce
"wise" person!
Happy Brithday!
Treasure Every Moment that you have
Yesterday is History - Tomorrow is a Mystery
Today is a Gift - That's why It's called the Present!
(Unknown source)
Happy birthday.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Dudddddddddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I love you in a non-sexual way....
But if I was a girl,
I'd have your baby!
You're awesome Captain. Hope I didn't scare you.
"An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest."
--Benjamin Franklin
Originally Posted by Bruce
To a Diamond Geezer, Genuine
China Plate, and definitely One Of The Finest...
Have a happy, Cappy!
Cheers!
If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen
Holmes' Theme Song
Cheers to one of the best and
brightest at love-scent
Here's hoping tonight you'll get bent
And a lass deserving of her gent
I wish Mobley's
talent I'd been lent
Last edited by DrSmellThis; 10-28-2005 at 02:42 PM.
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
CAPITANO K! Sorry, I’m late by a day,
But still, it’s
never too late for a belated wish … coming your way!
Thanks for the time, advice, and effort you’ve put in this place,
Your intelligence and know how sticks out … sing all!! ... AMAAAAAAAZING GRACE,
Enough with the thank yous, now that it’s done,
Your BIRTHDAY WISH … lets have some fun!
May you be blessed with a hundred more,
20??? + 100 = 120???? + your own -mone store,
May the night of your day, ravish you with lots of alcohol,
And you awoke this morning on the floor, head under a
pillow, and one leg propped up on the wall,
Confused and suddenly touched by a scent of something that’s not too good,
But knowing, last night, you wore mones and got to use your wood,
My the lucky lady laying next to you appreciate
her new stud,
But still the smell is bothering you …
similar to that animal that lays and play in mud,
A quick glance at your victim, and that leg flies off the wall,
You nailed a 600 pounder, and that’s not all,
A thong, larger than the kitchen table, a smile with no teeth,
She says, “I’ve never had a stud to do all those kinky things
to me.”
“You said I was so beautiful,
and while riding me, you slapped my ass cheeks,
I love
when you screamed, “Who’s yer daddy!?”” to me!
Your work, your effort, your advice, your taste in women … I dig!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPITANO! Good luck with your PIG!
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
Wow thanks guys (and girl)
Had a great day, even though the evening had to be cut short due to somebody abusing absinthe and losing the use
of their common sense and legs. So no pig yet mobes, but there is still time tonight...
Hopefully
I'll have more time to spend here in coming weeks, I've been really busy for a couple of months.
Thanks again
all.
And bjf, you do scare me a little
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