HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Big B!

Happy Birthday, Mr. B ... glad your're still around,
You and I

both, are as old as the ground,

May your day be filled with the little Elf's famous lap dance,
Dancing,

and singing, and rubbing your pants,

The number by your name reads 49,
You know the age of your birthday

is 49 added two times,

Doesn't really matter, you're aged like wine,
You even have an Elf, to me,

that's just fine,

Get an Elf massage, and a Elf hand-bath, too,
It's so amazing, what a little

Elf can do,

Get her pot of gold ... it can't be too shabby,
Rock her world and ask ... Who's yer

daddy!?

Happy Birthday, B, and that's from the heart,
You're alright with me, you've been from the

start!