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Smart
man
+
smart woman = romance
Smart
man
+
dumb woman =
affair
Dumb
man
+
smart woman =
marriage
Dumb
man
+ dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE
ARITHMETIC
Smart
boss
+ smart employee = profit
Smart
boss
+dumb employee =
production
Dumb
boss
+smart employee =
promotion
Dumb
boss
+dumb employee =
overtime
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SHOPPING
MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he
needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS &
STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.
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HAPPINESS[color=bla
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try
to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY[color=bla
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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are
a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO
CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and
she does.
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DISCUSSION
TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any
argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING
MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals.
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