Reply With QuoteThat's as good as the Roe vs.
Wade joke.
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving
the president his daily
briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3
Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims, "That's
terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of
emotion,
nervously watching as the President sits, head in
hands, visibly shaken.
Finally, the
President looks up and asks, "How
many is a brazillion?"
If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen
Holmes' Theme Song
That's as good as the Roe vs.
Wade joke.
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
What was the Roe vs. Wade joke?
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
- Buddha
Yoga in Eugene
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OK, I found it. :-)
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To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
- Buddha
Yoga in Eugene
Fair Trade crafts from Peru
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