As you all may know, I've written extensively on this subject, such as in the
entertaining "I will not bathe for a week thread."
For the record, and it certainly embarrasses me to say this;
there have been a number of times I accidently pissed on my clothes, when my aim was off, or they got in the way.
We're not talking a couple drops here. We're talking a bit of saturation.
Every time I've done that I got
exceptionally strong flirtation, propositions, etc., from women. Most recently, this happened two weeks ago while
traveling in the midwest; from a hot blonde woman in her mid 30's. Man, that ass was tight. Every guy in the bar
had been hitting on her for a while when I showed up. Both of my friends announced they were trying for her as well.
She abandoned them in like 10 seconds, and told me several minutes later she was interested only in me. When I told
her I lived in Oregon, she said, "Wow. That's a long commute for me."
Every time.
It
even happens
wearing the unwashed garment over the next few days. Yeah, it's gross, but damn, it was worth it. It doesn't
really stink, either. You'd think it would. The secret is to let it air dry right away.
I'm almost to the
point of doing it on purpose. It will happen some day.
Let the spoils go to the bold!
That is a primary way
that mammals spread their scents, after all. We are mammals. What could be easier?!
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