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    A

    useful tool roughly measuring 7 inches in length

    Usually it’s found hung,

    dangling, but ready for instant action

    At one end it has a clump of hairy

    things, whilst at the other end has a small hole.

    Enjoyment of its functioning can be had by

    both sexes

    When used its inserted willing sometimes fast, sometimes slow

    into a warm fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust quickly in and drawn out, again many times in succession, often

    quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.

    Somebody found

    listing in would most likely recognize the pulsing rhythmic sounds emanating from the well-lubricated

    movements…

    When withdrawn, it leaves a juicy frothy, and stick white

    substance, some of which needs cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening

    shaft.

    After everything’s done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have

    ceased emanating, its returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for another bit of action, maybe reaching

    its bristling climax a couple of times a day, but often much less.

    As I’m

    sure you’ve guessed, the answer to this riddle is none other than your own…




    ... Yes, I know some of you got last weeks answer from the net, but if you must, you

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    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    Hey Monsieur M - I

    missed ya!

    I tried hitting Bel over the head yesterday, but it wasn't as much fun - He was just to

    calm and collected about it. I think he's a real gentleman, if you ask me!

    Alright the answer to this riddle

    -- the frothing attachment on my Italian Espresso Machine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaughtieGirl
    Hey

    Monsieur M - I missed ya!

    I tried hitting Bel over the head yesterday, but it wasn't as much fun - He

    was just to calm and collected about it. I think he's a real gentleman, if you ask me!

    Alright the answer to

    this riddle -- the frothing attachment on my Italian Espresso Machine?
    Maybe I enjoyed it, you never

    know what type it takes to be a mod here.

    Your expresso machine is hairy at one end? Might I sugggest you

    wash it now and then?
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaughtieGirl
    Hey

    Monsieur M - I missed ya!

    I tried hitting Bel over the head yesterday, but it wasn't as much fun - He

    was just to calm and collected about it. I think he's a real gentleman, if you ask me!

    Alright the answer to

    this riddle -- the frothing attachment on my Italian Espresso Machine?
    Missed me, eh? I

    just thought is wasn't as much fun fishing-slapping the same ole victim.

    Bel, gentleman? You've

    got fish scales in yer eyes, MissyPoo!

    And, no, non e una machina di espresso, pero, so che sai che cosa

    e, vero?

    Allora ..... (someone stole my fish basher! The whip probably just makes you

    purrrrrrrrrr. )
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    Seven inches!!! Mine's

    eight inches. Maybe yours shrinks when you put it in cold water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOBLEYC57




    And, no, non e una machina di espresso, pero, so che sai che cosa e, vero?

    Allora .....

    (someone stole my fish basher! The whip probably just makes you purrrrrrrrrr. )
    Parla Italiano

    da vero? No, non so che cosa è. Forse poi dir-mi?
    Je kan het me ook in het Nederlands vertellen.
    Ou bien en

    français, si tu préfères...

    International Naughtie

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    Quote Originally Posted by culturalblonde
    Seven

    inches!!! Mine's eight inches. Maybe yours shrinks when you put it in cold water.
    Can't stand these

    smartwhatchamacallits!

    Mods! Where is my fish!!!! I need my fish!!!!!

    Guns don't kill

    people , dead fish do!
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaughtieGirl
    Parla

    Italiano da vero? No, non so che cosa è. Forse poi dir-mi?
    Je kan het me ook in het Nederlands vertellen.
    Ou bien

    en français, si tu préfères...

    International Naughtie
    Un po, ma scrivo di meno. No sai!? Mi

    dispiace.

    I no understand. You speakum too many tongues!
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOBLEYC57

    Mods!

    Where is my fish!!!! I need my fish!!!!!

    Guns don't kill people , dead fish do!

    Mi fa ridere!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaughtieGirl


    Mi fa ridere!
    Allora, e una bellissima cosa.

    Ooops, sorry folks = Well, it's a

    very beautiful thing. (that she laughs)
    Last edited by MOBLEYC57; 04-20-2005 at 08:59 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOBLEYC57
    Allora, e

    una bellissima cosa.

    Ooops, sorry folks = Well, it's a very beautiful thing. (that she

    smiles/laughs)
    Yes signore, you're right (just once!) I'm forgetting my manners. I should not

    speak in unknown languages, it's not polite to our fellow forum members.

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    Mobes, shame on you. Speaking

    about things like that on a public forum board tch tch tch, that is a good way to get your mouth scrubbed out with

    soap. lol

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    Have you been watching me have

    sex while brushing my teeth again, Mobes?

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    Lightbulb Say huh!!?

    Quote Originally Posted by Pancho1188
    Have

    you been watching me have sex while brushing my teeth again, Mobes?
    You brush your teeth, Panch!!?

    And you do it while you're having sex!!!?

    You deserve the FISHYPOO award ...
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    For those that don't/didn't

    know/find it in your search, zee answer is ...

    TOOTH BRUSH


    Thankya very much!
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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