what were you wearing you sexy
beast.
what were you wearing you sexy
beast.
My thong underwear, purple leather
pants and a boa.
DCW
Well, at least you get hit on ... should it be the mones or the thong. If she tried to doOriginally Posted by DCW
you on the dance floor, it was the mones and the alcohol. If she didn't ... the alcohol and the THONG!
Guess you're just gonna have to accept it, DCW ... you're an animallllllllllllllllllllllllllll!
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
Now I'm starting to notice a
reaction with men as well, is it the alcohol?
DCW
I definitely find if he has
alcohol, it intensifies the effect me wearing 'mones has on "The Man."
..come to think of it, if I've been
drinking, the 'mones I myself am wearing, affect me more too..
Ail :-)
Eight Words The Wiccan Rede Fulfill: 'An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will )O(
Yeah, after a night of Jack
Daniels and NPA, I started hitting on myself.
"I'm just a dirty hornytoad" -Gegogi
having been wearing mones
and working in many bars....
the effect of mones definately amplifies when the alcohol starts working tis
magic.
Yep,
I had the best pickup line
ever used on me a few months ago by a drunk woman...
"I feel like multiple orgasms , can you help me out
tonight?"
early 40's white male or or
Hmmm..that's not bad, but I
prefer to dip my fingers in my drink, trail them lightly down the guy's shirt front, and say in a VERY seductive
way, "Oops..now I'll HAVE to help you out of those wet clothes..."
Works 100% - every time.
I never have to
use that now though - since I am with "The Man" and he knows me inside-out - best one-liners and everything..
^_~
Ail :-)
Eight Words The Wiccan Rede Fulfill: 'An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will )O(
Originally Posted by CrystalMoon
Thanks, I'm going to try that one night!
early 40's white male or or
Wore it on Sunday, Aussie chick
(stranger) bought me a shot, kinda nice.
DCW
I would be hitting myself for drinking thatOriginally Posted by Gegogi
too...
What happened to good old scotch?
I drink mine pure. With ice, lemon juice and a tiny umbrella
As a 100% Scot, born and bred here, that HORRIFIES me.Originally Posted by Rakesh
Drink it neat, or
not at all...and NOT "On the rocks"
It's MEANT to burn, babe! ^_~
Ail :-)
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You lose a lot of the character
of scotch when you dilute it with ice/water. Any good single malt is best on it's own
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Best single malt I ever had was
Jura (from the isle of Jura). 20 years ago, you couldn’t find it outside of northern Scotland, but recently, I found
a bottle in Beverages and More.
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
--Lazarus Long
Jura's indeed lovely
Mtnjim, but unless you have tasted the Single Malts made inhouse by The Scottish Liqueur Company - you have NOT
lived.
Google it as exactly that.
David used to ship to the States, and I think still does.
Carn Mor (why
won't this site let me put in Gaelic characters?) is to DIE for, if you really know your Single Malts.
Excellent
observation, Bel - and absolutely true. ^_^
Ail :-)
Eight Words The Wiccan Rede Fulfill: 'An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will )O(
Not much in the way of top end
scotch gets to us in the states. A friend sends me a couple bottles a year that I horde terribly. I think he sends
me whatever he fancies at the time because its never the same twice.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
I was hoping the umbrella would
make it sufficiently obvious that I was kidding. .
I too, of course, drink my scotch pure. Its hard to
come by good single malts over here, but Glenmorangie doesnt hurt.
Jack Daniels et assorted horse urine makes
little baby jesus cry.
I am SO glad you were
kidding about the umbrella, it had me cringing...
Glenmorangie is fabulous - now here is a LESSON for all people
NOT from Scotland.
Glenmorangie is NOT pronounced, or enunciated as Glenn-Mohrran-Gee. Oh no..
It is
pronounced - Glennmohrangee - all run together, just like that.
Say it - "Glenmorangie.."
I stayed for a
three-day wedding at a castle in Dumfries (we do that for weddings over here, as we have so many castles to pick
from, and get a bulk discount rate for hiring the castle - for every hundred guests we have attending - lol) with
two of the descendants of the originator of Glenmorangie, and they spent the full THREE days educating the American
guests at the wedding on how how to say Glenmorangie.
It was a classic scenario - like something straight out of
a good Ealing comedy, in fact - and let me tell you - they DRUMMED the pronunciation into you! ^_^
Ail :-)
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I was kidding even about the lemon
juice and ice...geez .
Yeah, I got that.
You
need to understand we Scottish ladies have a VERY dry sense of humour..^_~
Ail :-)
Eight Words The Wiccan Rede Fulfill: 'An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will )O(
My experience with scottish ladies
has so far been very positive :-)
No doubt...Scots love
Indians...lol!!
...and czechs
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