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    Angry Did You Say That!?

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    Things you may want to say but don't, or do you?

    1) I

    can see your point, but I still think you're full of schitt.

    2) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll

    bet it's hard to pronounce.

    3) How about never? Is never good for you?

    4) I see you've set aside this

    special time to humiliate yourself in public.

    5) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see

    it my way.
    6) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

    7) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to

    leave a message.

    8) I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
    9) It sounds like English, but I can't understand

    a word you're saying.

    10) Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

    11) I like you. You remind

    me of when I was young and stupid.

    12) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

    13) I have

    plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

    14) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your

    mouth.

    15) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

    16) Thank you. We're all

    refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

    17) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean

    you're an artist.

    18) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

    19) What am I?

    Flypaper for freaks!?

    20) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

    21) It's a thankless job, but

    I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

    22) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.



    23) And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

    24) Do I look like a people person?

    25) This

    isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

    26) I started out with nothing & still have most of it

    left!

    27) Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

    28) If I throw a stick, will you leave?
    29) Errors

    have been made. Others will be blamed.

    30) Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed it.

    31) I'm

    trying to imagine you with a personality.

    32) A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

    33) Can I

    trade this job for what's behind door #1?

    34) Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

    35) How do I

    set a laser printer to stun?

    36) I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

    37) File

    that under "Never".
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    How about this

    one:
    When asked a personal question, reply with:

    You mean I didn't tell you? Then, it must be none of

    your business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by culturalblonde
    How about

    this one:
    When asked a personal question, reply with:

    You mean I didn't tell you? Then, it must be none of

    your business.
    You're just too hard, CB.
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    Another oldie but goody from

    Mobley that needs bumping
    To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.

    Thomas Jefferson

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    I'm glad you're digging these

    up Bel, great stuff from Master... Mobley!



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