good stuff
Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache
pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers."
Did you
know that Colgate Toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns?
Before you head to the drugstore for a
high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoid
Peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.
Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon
of Horseradish in a cup of Olive Oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for
instant relief for aching muscles.
Sore Throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and
take 1tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
Cure urinary tract infections with
Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer
begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly -- even though the product was never been advertised
for this use.
Eliminate puffiness under your eyes..... All you neeed is a dab of Preparation H,
Carefully rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The Hemorrhoid ointment acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the
swelling instantly.
Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a
Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.
Listerine therapy for toenail fungus... Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in
Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.
Easy eyeglass
protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Clear Nail Polish to the
threads of the screws before tightening them.
Coca-Cola Cure for rust... Forget those expensive rust
removers. Justsaturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the coke
is what gets the job done.
Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer... If menacing bees, wasps,
hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects
drop to the ground instantly.
Smart splinter remover... just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue all over the
splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.
Hunt's Tomato
Paste boil cure... cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes
soothes the pain and brings the boil to a head.
Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken
blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine... a powerful antiseptic.
Heinz Vinegar To heal bruises... Soak
a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up
the healing process.
Kills fleas instantly. Dawn Dish Washing Liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to
your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas.
Rainy
day cure for dog odor... Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce
or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.
Eliminate ear mites... All it
takes is a few drops of Wesson Corn Oil in your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat
daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.
Vaseline cure
for hair balls..... To prevent troublesome hair balls, apply a dollop of Vaseline petroleum jelly to your
cat's nose. The cat will lick off the jelly, lubricating any hair in its stomach so it can pass easily through the
digestive system.
Quaker Oats for fast pain relief.... It's not for breakfast anymore! Mix 2 cups of
Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the
mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.
Last edited by MOBLEYC57; 04-07-2005 at 08:05 AM.
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
Mobley - thanks - some of
those are great. Love the one with the Bounce for the wet dog!
Coca-cola to remove rust. Yep, that is why my
Dad would never let us drink Coke. He had us test it out for ourselves. He claims he knew this family who drank Coke
all the time and the kids kept breaking their bones. Don't know if it's true or not. Maybe Dad thought we had
rusty bones?
But... euhm... did you actually, really spend the evening copying an article of Good Housekeeping
to the forum??? <img>
Sometimes Dads knows best!Originally Posted by NaughtyGirl
Hot sauce is also a good brass cleaner!
Lately, it has come to my attention that the ladies of this forum areOriginally Posted by NaughtyGirl
developing a sense of humor. My lap is big enough to accompany three ... don't get a spanking! Annnnnd, no,
it only took me two seconds to copy the article, thank you very much! You must think I'm blonde.<img
yourself!>
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
Yep I vaguely remember
something about your "dancing-outfit" - was it?
There, there <img> (kiss) It's cause we like you.
Actually I wavered between that one and the one with the rotten tuna fish, but I wouldn't want to miss out on your
delightfully entertaining posts Mr Mobley!
"He claims he knew this family who
drank Coke all the time and the kids kept breaking their bones."
The carbolic acid (carbinated water) tends to
leach calcium from the bones.
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
--Lazarus Long
Isn't there
carbonated water in all the soft drinks? Would excessive consumption of other soft drink cause the same damage to
bones?
Yup!! (to both)Originally Posted by NaughtyGirl
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
--Lazarus Long
Duct tape for sealing large
wounds and super glue for small wounds. Covering a wart with a spot of duct tape will dry it out.
Pee (your-own - as they say in New
Orleans) for athlete's foot.
If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen
Holmes' Theme Song
Great thread. Thanks, Mobes!
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
Great post MobleyC57! I
found this looking for something else:
Many countries have traditional remedies for bad breath that can be
exploited. In Brazil they chew cinnamon, in Italy parsley, in Thailand guava peel, in Iraq cloves, and in eastern
Asia, aniseed.
Pressure on the inside of your
wrist at your pressure point relieves nausea.
Pressure on the webbed skin between your thumb and index finger
relieves headaches. They also say that lying down with a tennis ball under your neck can relieve headaches,
too.
Peppermint settles the stomach, which is why restaurants offer them at the end of the meal.
Laughter
increases immune system response.
The nerve endings in the body can only process one sensation at a time...that's
why massages and rubbing sore areas relieves the pain.
I also heard that cranberry juice relieves urinary tract
infections.
Cranberry juice is really good for your kidneys, soI also heard that
cranberry juice relieves urinary tract infections
thats probably related.
Cranberry juice make your urine
more acidic which is an unfavorable environment for the yeast bacteria.
Coca-Cola removes gall
stones.
Aloe repairs stomach ulcers.
Tapping your thymus relieves headaches.
Drinking
O-Positive promotes immortality.
Last edited by Holmes; 04-10-2005 at 06:13 PM.
If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen
Holmes' Theme Song
Holmes, if a vampire drinks HIV
contaminated blood, does he get aids and live forever all weak and emaciated? That would really be dumb luck.
That disease only affects
humans. Since vampires are not human, it wouldn't do anything.
Do they give ya twenty?Originally Posted by KING MOBLEY
If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen
Holmes' Theme Song
I think LiL white lab mice cause cancer!Originally Posted by NaughtyGirl
if you over-do anything your going
to get sick from it.
one of the most IN SHAPE men in the world , died from a hart problem (Bruce Lee)
thats why
, when I get the urge to WASH ans WAX the garage I find that, if I order a pizza and take a nap. it goes away
all hail me.
I really do break ME up.......
50 minimum! Twenty's for wimps!Originally Posted by Holmes
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
You might not
believe this but Virgin Coconut oil kills warts, I had one fall right off my face after taking 1 teaspoonful for
about 10 days.
several others have reported the same with warts and other viruses.
Get outta town!!Originally Posted by Donovan
Really!?
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
Originally Posted by MOBLEYC57
I'm laughing so hard my tummy hurts
and I don't even have the strength to hold up my Tuna!
It does NOT! And your penalty isssssss ...Originally Posted by culturalblonde
You too fishypoo, fer
not being able to hold your smelly tuna ...
Serves yous right! Hold that pose ... you two have just
been tunafied!
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
Do not listen to mean old
Mobley He does not want you to have any
fun. Pina Coladas will work fine. Try it, drink many. You will see. If it does not work, will you be able to care?
Did I say something
stupid? I was serious I forgot to mention that the pina coladas are alchohol free, I mean alcohol feer, I
mean free of alcohall
Thanks, because I never know when I might have a wart on my face. I want to beOriginally Posted by wood elf
prepared.
I agree, Monsieur Mobley might be a "mean old poop" after all. All I did was laughOriginally Posted by wood elf
(at what he said - no less!) and see what I get? Monsieur, you should be flattered that you amuse me so much!
So, off I go to have a Pina Colada....
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