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    Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache

    pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers."

    Did you

    know that Colgate Toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns?

    Before you head to the drugstore for a

    high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoid

    Peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.

    Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon

    of Horseradish in a cup of Olive Oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for

    instant relief for aching muscles.

    Sore Throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and

    take 1tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.

    Cure urinary tract infections with

    Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer

    begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly -- even though the product was never been advertised

    for this use.

    Eliminate puffiness under your eyes..... All you neeed is a dab of Preparation H,

    Carefully rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The Hemorrhoid ointment acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the

    swelling instantly.

    Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a

    Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.



    Listerine therapy for toenail fungus... Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in

    Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.

    Easy eyeglass

    protection
    ... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Clear Nail Polish to the

    threads of the screws before tightening them.

    Coca-Cola Cure for rust... Forget those expensive rust

    removers. Justsaturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the coke

    is what gets the job done.

    Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer... If menacing bees, wasps,

    hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects

    drop to the ground instantly.

    Smart splinter remover... just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue all over the

    splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.

    Hunt's Tomato

    Paste boil cure... cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes

    soothes the pain and brings the boil to a head.

    Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken

    blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine... a powerful antiseptic.

    Heinz Vinegar To heal bruises... Soak

    a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up

    the healing process.

    Kills fleas instantly. Dawn Dish Washing Liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to

    your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas.

    Rainy

    day cure for dog odor... Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce

    or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.

    Eliminate ear mites... All it

    takes is a few drops of Wesson Corn Oil in your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat

    daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.

    Vaseline cure

    for hair balls..... To prevent troublesome hair balls, apply a dollop of Vaseline petroleum jelly to your

    cat's nose. The cat will lick off the jelly, lubricating any hair in its stomach so it can pass easily through the

    digestive system.

    Quaker Oats for fast pain relief.... It's not for breakfast anymore! Mix 2 cups of

    Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the

    mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.

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    good stuff

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    Mobley - thanks - some of

    those are great. Love the one with the Bounce for the wet dog!

    Coca-cola to remove rust. Yep, that is why my

    Dad would never let us drink Coke. He had us test it out for ourselves. He claims he knew this family who drank Coke

    all the time and the kids kept breaking their bones. Don't know if it's true or not. Maybe Dad thought we had

    rusty bones?

    But... euhm... did you actually, really spend the evening copying an article of Good Housekeeping

    to the forum??? <img>

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaughtyGirl
    Mobley -

    thanks - some of those are great. Love the one with the Bounce for the wet dog!

    Coca-cola to remove rust. Yep,

    that is why my Dad would never let us drink Coke. He had us test it out for ourselves. He claims he knew this family

    who drank Coke all the time and the kids kept breaking their bones. Don't know if it's true or not. Maybe Dad

    thought we had rusty bones?
    Sometimes Dads knows best!

    Hot sauce is also a good brass cleaner!



    Quote Originally Posted by NaughtyGirl
    But... euhm... did you actually, really spend the evening copying an article of

    Good Housekeeping to the forum??? <img>
    Lately, it has come to my attention that the ladies of this forum are

    developing a sense of humor. My lap is big enough to accompany three ... don't get a spanking! Annnnnd, no,

    it only took me two seconds to copy the article, thank you very much! You must think I'm blonde.<img

    yourself!>
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    Yep I vaguely remember

    something about your "dancing-outfit" - was it?

    There, there <img> (kiss) It's cause we like you.



    Actually I wavered between that one and the one with the rotten tuna fish, but I wouldn't want to miss out on your

    delightfully entertaining posts Mr Mobley!

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    "He claims he knew this family who

    drank Coke all the time and the kids kept breaking their bones."

    The carbolic acid (carbinated water) tends to

    leach calcium from the bones.
    Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
    --Lazarus Long

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    Default Interesting...

    Isn't there

    carbonated water in all the soft drinks? Would excessive consumption of other soft drink cause the same damage to

    bones?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaughtyGirl
    Isn't there

    carbonated water in all the soft drinks? Would excessive consumption of other soft drink cause the same damage to

    bones?
    Yup!! (to both)
    Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
    --Lazarus Long

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    Duct tape for sealing large

    wounds and super glue for small wounds. Covering a wart with a spot of duct tape will dry it out.

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    Pee (your-own - as they say in New

    Orleans) for athlete's foot.
    If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen

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    Great thread. Thanks, Mobes!
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    Great post MobleyC57! I

    found this looking for something else:

    Many countries have traditional remedies for bad breath that can be

    exploited. In Brazil they chew cinnamon, in Italy parsley, in Thailand guava peel, in Iraq cloves, and in eastern

    Asia, aniseed.

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    Pressure on the inside of your

    wrist at your pressure point relieves nausea.
    Pressure on the webbed skin between your thumb and index finger

    relieves headaches. They also say that lying down with a tennis ball under your neck can relieve headaches,

    too.
    Peppermint settles the stomach, which is why restaurants offer them at the end of the meal.
    Laughter

    increases immune system response.
    The nerve endings in the body can only process one sensation at a time...that's

    why massages and rubbing sore areas relieves the pain.
    I also heard that cranberry juice relieves urinary tract

    infections.

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    I also heard that

    cranberry juice relieves urinary tract infections
    Cranberry juice is really good for your kidneys, so

    thats probably related.
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    Cranberry juice make your urine

    more acidic which is an unfavorable environment for the yeast bacteria.

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    Coca-Cola removes gall

    stones.

    Aloe repairs stomach ulcers.

    Tapping your thymus relieves headaches.

    Drinking

    O-Positive promotes immortality.
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    Holmes, if a vampire drinks HIV

    contaminated blood, does he get aids and live forever all weak and emaciated? That would really be dumb luck.

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    That disease only affects

    humans. Since vampires are not human, it wouldn't do anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KING MOBLEY
    Insects drop to

    the ground instantly.
    Do they give ya twenty?
    If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaughtyGirl
    my Dad

    would never let us drink Coke. He had us test it out for ourselves. He claims he knew this family who drank Coke all

    the time and the kids kept breaking their bones. Don't know if it's true or not. Maybe Dad thought we had rusty

    bones?
    ?? <img>
    I think LiL white lab mice cause cancer!
    if you over-do anything your going

    to get sick from it.
    one of the most IN SHAPE men in the world , died from a hart problem (Bruce Lee)
    thats why

    , when I get the urge to WASH ans WAX the garage I find that, if I order a pizza and take a nap. it goes away



    all hail me.
    I really do break ME up.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holmes
    Do they give ya

    twenty?
    50 minimum! Twenty's for wimps!
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    Default Virgin Coconut oil

    You might not

    believe this but Virgin Coconut oil kills warts, I had one fall right off my face after taking 1 teaspoonful for

    about 10 days.
    several others have reported the same with warts and other viruses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donovan
    You might not

    believe this but Virgin Coconut oil kills warts, I had one fall right off my face after taking 1 teaspoonful for

    about 10 days.
    several others have reported the same with warts and other viruses.
    Get outta town!!

    Really!?
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    I drink pina coladas does

    that count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOBLEYC57
    Get outta

    town!! Really!?


    I'm laughing so hard my tummy hurts

    and I don't even have the strength to hold up my Tuna!

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    Quote Originally Posted by culturalblonde
    I drink

    pina coladas does that count?
    It does NOT! And your penalty isssssss ...

    You too fishypoo, fer

    not being able to hold your smelly tuna ...

    Serves yous right! Hold that pose ... you two have just

    been tunafied!
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    Do not listen to mean old

    Mobley He does not want you to have any

    fun. Pina Coladas will work fine. Try it, drink many. You will see. If it does not work, will you be able to care?

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    Did I say something

    stupid? I was serious I forgot to mention that the pina coladas are alchohol free, I mean alcohol feer, I

    mean free of alcohall

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    Quote Originally Posted by wood elf
    Do not

    listen to mean old Mobley He does not

    want you to have any fun. Pina Coladas will work fine. Try it, drink many. You will see. If it does not work, will

    you be able to care?
    Thanks, because I never know when I might have a wart on my face. I want to be

    prepared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wood elf
    Do not

    listen to mean old Mobley He does not

    want you to have any fun. Pina Coladas will work fine. Try it, drink many. You will see. If it does not work, will

    you be able to care?
    I agree, Monsieur Mobley might be a "mean old poop" after all. All I did was laugh

    (at what he said - no less!) and see what I get? Monsieur, you should be flattered that you amuse me so much!



    So, off I go to have a Pina Colada....

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