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Note that I didn't write this article. It strikes me as being rather

shallow in that the only thing the guy wants to do is get laid. There are actually some guys out there who are more

interested in meaningful relationships than just one-night-stand sex. But, the article also contains a number of

interesting & uncomfortable truths. And that's why it's

here.
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Subject: How to get laid like a Rock Star
Date: 14

Nov 2003 09:59:18 -0800
From: theduderino420@hotmail.com (The Duderino)
Newsgroups:

alt.support.shyness + (massive cross-posting)

=== The truth about women revealed ===

I wasn't a

sexist before I understood women. There was a time when I was blissfully ignorant. I grew up watching Disney

cartoons, I believed in romance and "true love conquers all" etc. I wanted to find a woman who could be my equal, my

partner. I believed in finding that one true love and being committed to each other forever. You know, like in the

marriage vows, "for better or for worse, through sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer" etc. And I

believed that women basically wanted the same thing. Now I understand that this was only possible when society was

structured to enforce it. Now that women are "liberated" (and thus at the mercy of their own emotions and baser

instincts) this is mostly no longer possible in today's society. Victorian society, or many Arab societies, are

examples of how society used to be structured to keep women as faithful as possible.

I'd like to point out

that I am not a misogynist...I love women. But I AM a sexist, in the sense that I believe women are vastly different

than men and, according to the standards that men hold for other men, women are inferior as well.

I must be a

bitter loser, right? In fact, I enjoy more success with women than most of the men in this city. I have slept with

over 200 women in my life. I am sleeping with 5 different women right now. They are all normal, healthy,

well-adjusted, good-looking (8+ on the looks scale) professional women. (At least as normal and healthy and

well-adjusted as women can be - most women have issues.) But that's not all. I can go out any night of the week and

pick up a woman. I can pick her up in front of all her friends (with 80% efficiency for each approach.) Women will

slip me their phone number when their boyfriend is in the bathroom. I can talk to women on the street or in the

grocery store and within 30 minutes, I can usually have sex with them right there in my car or get them back to my

place. If I have to settle for a phone number, and I meet her on another day, assuming she doesn't flake, I WILL

fuck her that next day.

Let me point out right now that my Modus Operandi doesn't change in the slightest if

she single or if she has a boyfriend or husband. I just do my normal routine and I fuck her. Sometimes she brings up

the boyfriend so she won't feel guilty when I fuck her because now it's "my fault." Sometimes she hides it from me

until after I've fucked her, then she admits it. I can't tell you how many times I've been laying next to some

chick, all sweaty cause I just finished busting a nut all over her face or in her mouth or on her back, and suddenly

her phone rings and she's on the phone with her man, giving him some bullshit story. This is with NO GUILT

WHATSOEVER!!! The sweetest most innocent girls you ever laid eyes on, will cheat at the drop of a HAT. The one thing

that most men value most - loyalty - is just not there with women. Women don't think in terms of honor, women

don't say "word is bond;" women are basically emotionally driven. If they feel it, they do it, period. Then they

rationalize it to themselves later. Nothing is more meaningful, or compelling, to a woman than (1) the way she feels

and (2) learning more about her own inner self and having emotional realizations. That's why women love astrology,

chick flicks, soap operas, stupid Cosmo quizes that supposedly reveal info about yourself, etc.

I must be

really good looking, right? NOPE. My looks are marginal; I'm maybe a 7. I don't work out (though I'm not fat or

anything.) In fact I didn't have any success with women until I was in my early 20's. That's when I decided to go

out a lot and start trying to get laid... I was willing to face rejection a thousand times a night, and do it over

and over, trying everything, until I got it right. I had to completely set my ego aside. I didn't get laid at all

for the first few months. Then every now and then. Then pretty often. Then downright consistently! I'm in my early

30's now and I am basically a sexual god. I wouldn't have even believed this were possible when I was in high

school. The ONLY factor that determined whether a woman would cheat was my own skill level. When my skills were

poor, women shit all over me. (Everyone knows how women think they have license to be rude bitches in social

situations... in fact I understand and appreciate that behavior now.) But once my skills got good, I could fuck just

about anyone's wife or girlfriend. And many times I didn't know they had a man until after I fucked

them.

Look, I'm not saying that men are perfect, or whatever. Far from it. I'm just saying, I've spent a

lot of my time studying women and interacting with them, and I know how they are. In fact, sometimes I hate knowing

it. Sometimes I wish I had taken the blue pill, and never went down the rabbit hole, because now there's really no

going back. I didn't want to believe these things... but how could I ever get married now? How could I ever be the

chump who pays for everything and blissfully goes through life not worrying about his woman because he trusts her?

Look, would you leave your dog alone with a steak? You can't hate the dog for doing what's in its nature. You

can't trust a dog, BUT you can trust a dog to BE a dog. Some men are disloyal... but I could *never* trust a woman

to be loyal. Some men are bad presidents...but I could *never* vote for a woman to be president. I can rarely expect

a woman to regard her own promises as more important and compelling to her than the emotions she feels in the

moment. She will rationalize it to herself later.

Here's an interesting fact. Did you know that the median

22 year old woman has TWICE as much sex as the median 22 year old man? You might ask, how is that possible? If a

woman's having sex, doesn't that mean a man is having sex at the same time? And thus, shouldn't men be having

just as much sex as women? NO...because most men hardly get laid, or if they do, it's because they "got lucky." But

a small group of men get laid ALL THE TIME, and fuck LOTS AND LOTS of women! It's evolution at work. Women follow

their emotions, and that leads them to sleep with men like me (who know how to control female emotions.) Women want

the top man...so the top man fucks lots of women. That's right - the sexual revolution, feminism, etc has resulted

in a return to harems. Women, at the mercy of their own emotions, are volunteering for the modern-day equivalent of

harems. Lucky for me!! Heh.

You might say, "But...but...I'm so nice! I'm a nice guy!" Guess what? That's

like a fat chick saying, "But I'm so smart!" As if those things have anything in the world to do with sexual

attraction!

I'm going to give some tips here for the poor sucker guys who are posting online trying to get

laid and who are spending hundreds / thousands of dollars on all those whores out there without getting any play.

(You bitches know exactly what you're doing, and I'm on to your game!)

* Don't be sexually judgemental in

any way. A woman's worst fear is to be perceived as a slut. She will suck your toes and take it in the ass if she

thinks you don't view her poorly for it (and she knows her friends won't find out.)

* Don't get angry at

her. Women know they have emotional outbursts and they need to trust that you can handle that. It's ok (and

necessary) to occasionally put your foot down...just make sure she knows you are fully in control of

yourself.

* Don't let her manipulate you or control you in any way. She will immediately lose all respect

for you. Always be leading. It's just like dancing - women hate a man who can't lead.

* When first

approaching a woman or a group, they tend to get a feeling like this is just your little scheme to get close to

them, when you really just want something from them - like sex. (And they're right.) It's important to structure

your body language and conversation so that they honestly don't believe you want something from them. They should

feel like you are about to leave at any second.

* DON'T TRY TO IMPRESS HER IN ANY WAY. Don't show off.

Don't talk about accomplishments or possessions. As soon as she perceives that you are trying to prove yourself to

her, she loses all interest.

* Don't ignore her friends. A woman values her friend's opinions more than

just about anything else in the world. Nothing matters to her more than what other women are thinking. Give her

friends lots of attention and get everyone laughing. If one woman is feeling different than the others, she will

drag them away. They will follow like a flock of pigeons. Society is the book of women. (Notice that men do NOT

behave this way! Women are very different!)

* To get a woman attracted / emotionally vulnerable, give her

lots of emotions and feelings. Don't just make her feel good. Make her feel good, and angry, and sad, and

connected, and astonished, and intrigued, etc. Make her laugh. Tease her. Tell stories about your sick puppy. Tell

her why things would never work out between the two of you. Call her a dork. If she gets heated up, she will start

touching you...playfully push her away. If she calls you a jerk and punches your arm, you are doing it right. If she

gives you that "I can't believe you just said that" look, do NOT back down, do not say "Oh I'm just kidding" or

anything like that.

* As she gets more emotional, she will try to ruin things by throwing in logic. She will

ask you if you are a player, or if you say this to all the girls, or whatever. The trick is this: Don't take it

seriously by giving it some logical answer! That's right...women lose interest if you take them seriously!!! It's

crazy but that's how they behave. Just blow it off or misinterpret what she's saying as though she is coming on to

you. If you fail these tests, she will be gone so fast your head will spin.

* She will start asking you lots

of questions. This is what chicks do when they suddenly find themselves attracted to a man they know nothing about.

This is your chance to open up a little and also find out more about her and build a deeper connection. You have to

do this, or she will flake later (even if you've kissed her!) Women are the worst flakes in the world! Don't make

it too easy for her, make her work for it a bit. Then talk about connections and childhood memories and things you

have in common, etc. She needs to feel that this is genuine. This is usually the time when I throw in a few fake

vulnerabilities, like pretending I'm shy or insecure about something. I know it's fucked up but women need to see

that there are at least a few small holes where they can sink their hooks in you. They get uneasy if you are too

perfect.

* Make sure she gets the feeling that you have standards and that you are judging her based on them.

Ask her questions that show her you are checking her out to see if she is up to snuff. Women don't like to feel

like you are with them only because you can't do any better. They prefer to feel like you have high standards; you

can get any chick you want, but you chose HER because she is SOOOO special and SOOOO different from all the others.

Yeah, I know.

* Move her to different locations. Take her next door for a drink. Take her across the street

to check out some art. The more locations the better.

* Take responsibility for every escalation. A woman

will do just about anything as long as she doesn't have to feel like it was "her fault." Make it YOUR fault. Make

it "just happen." She will rationalize it to herself later using the same bullshit generator that women use to flake

out on dates at the last minute. Don't get her horny until you get her isolated. Believe me, emotional is better

than horny.

* Keep the woman always swinging somewhere between validation and rejection. If she feels

rejected, she drops out or gets REALLY MAD. And if she feels too validated, she will ditch you in a heartbeat. So

push her away (emotionally) and then pull her back in.

* BELIEVE YOUR OWN BULLSHIT. Chicks do not look at

your excuses and try to see if they are bullshit or not... because that is the logical thing to do, and chicks are

not logical. Rather, what they do is see if YOU seem to believe your own bullshit when you say it. If you look like

you do, then chances are, they will believe it too. So the key is to believe your own bullshit, and other aspects

about yourself that you want the chick to believe about you too (alpha male..whatever)... because your own self

beliefs for some reason will automatically 'impart' to the chick!

* One more thing...many guys make the

mistake of listening to female romantic advice. Don't listen to them, THEY DON'T KNOW WTF THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT,

and they WILL steer you wrong. They will tell you what they THINK they want, instead of what they actually RESPOND

to. And furthermore, a large part of the female sexual experience IS the inability to admit these things BECAUSE

they derive sexual pleasure from putting up resistance and being overwhelmed.

If you do things this way,

after a few months practice you WILL get laid like a rock star. The guys who get laid are the ones who know what

they are doing, because they have practiced on lots of women. Ironically, women are most attracted to the men who

are most likely to fuck them and then dump them on their ass - because those are precisely the men who have so many

other options because they practice on lots of women. That's why you always hear women bitching about how men are

assholes that only want to fuck them and dump them - because those are the men that they gravitate to.

Women

tend to wise up when they get towards their 30s, and they start looking for a nice wimpy beta male to settle down

with and pay for all their shit. As they get older, they will get more and more desperate to find this guy. Once

they do, they will cheat on him with an exciting fun guy like me. (But who wants to fuck some old chick in her

30's? That's what beta males are for! Heh)

Hey, don't blame me - I didn't make things the way they are. I

was just a guy who wanted to get laid. And I do :-)