...happy birthday!
Hey Holmes,
Happy birthday!
Nice having it fall on a Sunday. Hope you have a good one and that your happiness is not illusive. :-) Really...
wish you a good day. Thanks for hangin on the forum.
Love,
Bruce
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
- Buddha
Yoga in Eugene
Fair Trade crafts from Peru
Happy Birthday Holmes!
Peace and Love, Dear Marra
May everything pass is if a glorious dream (with nudity and many great performances) and lo, if anyone says: "hey
mister Grinch! Turn that frown upside down!" punch them, they were asking for it. And you knew the truth anyways -
it's definately what Jesus would have done.
Yeah. Cool.
Enjoy!
Steve
"...and from that egg, hatched a stone monkey!" (Newton)
Happy B-day, Sherlock. Today is
a day to have some extra fun, so get out there and put those pheromones to some good use.
Happy Birthday
Holmes!
*Big Hug*
Hope you have many more...
Hola Holmes,
Happy Birthday
sweetheart!!!
many hugs
xxx
Brenda
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do."
Mr Holmes:
A very happy
birthday to you. Did you go out and have fun? Please tell us all about it.
W. Elf
Yes. Your assignment is to
have some fun, go to an event, hear some music; whatever!
Fun is possible.
Happy birthday.
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
HAPPI BURDAY, Signor Holmes,
Wish I could celebrate
wit'cha, I'd sing that song,
No, I can't sing, but the song's not that long!
You're not normal, so
I won't wish Mobley's normals to you,
Instead of one 500 pounder, I'm wishing you two!
Do'em both, I know
you can, they'd be putty in yer hands,
They'd love you too ... drenched in PI, SOE, and with a keg in your
plans,
Roll around ... smack those rears, and enjoy yourself,
Tis your Birthday ... ride'em Cowboy! Do'em til
you're out of breath.
When you're done, and your 500 pounders are happy and sleep,
Stand up, beat your chest,
say, "I'm a bad Mofo! Two of'em down, happy, and not one peep!"
Get up take a shower, dive in betweenst them
fer round two!
Wak'em up, pinch some butts, let'em know you want summo, fer true!
Happy Birthday, Signor
Holmes, glad you're still around,
I enjoy the intelligence of people that are not mentally sound,
May you be
happy and blessed with 100 moe,
I can see you at the age of 130, pimp hat, cap, and wearing SOE ... trying to pick
up a Hoe!
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
Two 500-pounders?! Mobley, vhy do hyoo veesh sooch tinks? (Glad you're not
the High Priestess.)
Thanks for the kind wishes, everyone.
Moderate, low(ish)-octane phun had by me
and posse. Went to a play n some other stuffs. Not exactly grinding nekkid atop a bass cabinet at Funky Reggae, but,
hey - close enough for jizzazz. I'm working up to the bass cabinet.
Anyway, John C. Reilly couldn't take
his eyes off of me the whole first act. Was it the PI/m?
Thanks again!
If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen
Holmes' Theme Song
Happy belated bro!
MB
"You are a sick f*ck, but I wouldn't have you any other way. "
~Becca
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