.... you probably

won't see.

Driver Carries No

Cash
HE’S MARRIED





Jesus Is Coming
LOOK BUSY



Take

Revenge
SHIT ON A PIGEON!





I’M BUSY. YOU’RE UGLY.
HAVE A NICE DAY!



4 Out of 3

People
Have Trouble With

Fractions



The Shortest Sentence

Is
“I Am.”


The Longest Sentence Is
“I DO.”



I Got Kicked Out of The

Cub Scouts
For Eating a

Brownie



GUN

CONTROL
Means


USING BOTH HANDS



I BRAKE FOR…
Oh Shit! No

Brakes!!



If Money Is The Root Of All

Evil,
Why Do Churches Beg For

It?



DRUGS LEAD TO

NOWHERE
But It’s The Scenic

Route.



Guns Don’t Kill

People
Drivers With Cell Phones

Do!



Keep

Honking
I’M RELOADING