Definitions

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1. THINGY (thing-ee)

n.
a. female........Any part under a car's hood.
b. male..........The strap fastener on a woman's

bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
a. female........Fully opening up

one's self emotionally to another.
b. male..........Playing any sport without a "cup".

3.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
a. female.......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's

partner.
b. male.........Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the

boys.

4. BUTT (but) n.
a. female.......The body part that every item of clothing

manufactured makes "look bigger."
b. male.........What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun or

goal. Also good for mooning.

5. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
a. female.......A desire to get married and

raise a family.
b. male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's

girlfriend.

6. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment)

n.
a.

female.......A good movie, concert, play or book.
b. male.........Anything that can be done while

drinking.

7. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
a. female.......An embarrassing

by-product of digestion.
b. male.........An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male

bonding.

8. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
a. female.......The greatest expression of

intimacy a couple can achieve.
b. male.........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in

bed.

9. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
a. female.......A device for changing from

one TV channel to another.
b. male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2 1/2

minutes

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[Icarus]

Emotion : (eeh-mo-shun)

Woman

- an important part of life that dictates mood and reaction in most circumstances; forming psychologic makeup and

individual interactions between humans, their surroundings and other living things.
Men - That scene in Bambi. You

know. The one where the mother deer gets shot or something.

Secondary Toilet Seat: (seh-kon-dah-ree toy-let

seet)

Women - a necessary component of a domestic toilet, used to facilitate bodily functions.
Men - A

seemingly unneeded invention, that provides a source of constant and consistent bemusement. Often used for target

practice.

Romance (row-mahn-ss)

Women - A moment of supreme intimacy felt between two human beings;

dependant on setting, environment and emotional contact between entities.
Men - (see Making Love, also reference

candles and Barry White)

Male Facial Razor Blade (may-l fay-shal ray-zor blay-d)

Women - a convienent

product that can replace female razors for the shaving of legs for aesthetic purposes.
Men - an item of personal

grooming that seems to produce blotches and cuts whenever one sleeps at a female's apartment. Must be the shampoo

you used or something.

Moisturiser (moy-styoor-aye-zer)

Women - faithful warrior in the battle against the

aging of the skin, to be used religiously.
Men - thick paste substance that we definately do not 'borrow'

from girlfriends or use when alone. Before bed. Or, you know, we wake up with puffy eyes.

Pen (peh-n)

Women

(academic) - phallic symbol representing the male dominance in contemorary and litarary culture, often employed in

homoerotic discourse as vehicle of impotance
Men - It's a pen. We use this to write things. (or draw boobs while

on the phone)

Kitten

Women - small, cuddly and adorable creature that is without fail capable of enducing

cooing noises and maternal instincts.
Men - BASEBALL! (Also good on Valentines Cards)

Erm... I'm done.