Women's tee shirt slogans

[belgareth]

1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3. If they
   
   don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I
   
   just can't remember it all.
5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
6. Princess, having had sufficient
   
   experience with princes, seeks frog.
7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
8. Don't
   
   treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the
   
   kitchen.
10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember
    
    anything.
12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.
13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
14. Next mood
    
    swing: 6 minutes.
15. I hate everybody...and you're next.
16. And your point is...?
17. I used to be schizophrenic,
    
    but we're OK now.
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
19. Of course I don't look busy...I
    
    did it right the first time.
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
21. You have the right to remain silent, so
    
    please SHUT UP.
22. All stressed out and no one to choke.
23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good
    
    people.
24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
26. If we are what
    
    we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

[DrSmellThis]

Loving our inner bitch, are we

Bel?

[belgareth]

Loving our

inner bitch, are we Bel?

Jessica really enjoyed them.

[Icarus]

Just one to add:


"These are

Breasts"

[Holmes]

"I'd love to stay and chat, but

you're a loser."

[Pancho1188]

On a date:

"If you are

reading this...you should probably be looking into my eyes instead."

Or in a work environment:

"If you are

reading this...I can probably sue you for sexual harrassment."


"So this is what a deer looks like when it's

caught in the headlights..."

"O <------ Nature's Temperature Gauge ------> O"

"Hills is where the boys

are."

"You should thank me. I'm giving you an excuse to stare at my chest!"

If that last one or the third

to the last gets picked up as an actual t-shirt, I want royalties for the ideas!!!