you get your sports car, and all
the women think that your are compensating for something
I want a dog that can talk.
ok here is the rule of the game. someone makes a wish and then the next pesron try to ruin thier wish.
and then that person make antoher wish. and antoher pesron try to ruin the 2nd person wish and make a wish and so
on..
exmple"
person one : i wish i was taller so i can ride rollercosters
person 2 : you get so tall that they
won't let you on rollercosters cause you migh hit your head on something
get it???
i'll start.
i
wish i have a brand new sports car!!
you get your sports car, and all
the women think that your are compensating for something
I want a dog that can talk.
"...and from that egg, hatched a stone monkey!" (Newton)
Talking dogs are nothin but
trouble.
I want candy.
If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen
Holmes' Theme Song
you get a big bag of candy, a
week later you also got 20 cavaties and diabeties.!!
i wish i got 10,000 dollers on me right now
You get crushed to death by the
weight of your greed
I want to rule the world
you learn how to fly but then
get hit by an air plane and die.
i wish i can make girls have orgasums with only my mind.
Get caught and you'll be burned
at the stake for sorcery (paddywhacked in Provincetown)
I want a new drug.
If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen
Holmes' Theme Song
You get one that makes you
feel like you feel when you're alone with Margaret Thatcher.
I wish for more wishes.
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
ey listun up, so many wishes
yous ain't got no udda bruva afta your batty. and them main mun in blue capturin and torturin your wheels.
i
wish fa ma sackroom to be inside da local corna strip cukabilly. ( i wish for my bedroom to be inside the local
strip club)
Help us out here, Holmes.
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
**lol i'll help***
he
gets his wish and his bed room ends up being in the strip joint, and so now he got drunk horny creepy old guys in
his room 24/7 puking all over him.
i wish i was the most power ful person in the world as in strigth..like
lifting stuff..
you get your strength, but crush
your wang when peeing.
I wanna play baseball!
"...and from that egg, hatched a stone monkey!" (Newton)
After a long career thanks to
steroids, You become manager of the Reds and get banned for betting against your own team.
I want it.
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
You forget to specify from whom -
Margaret Thatcher, ready for action.
I want a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card.
If a guy's a cocksucker in his life, when he dies, he don't become a saint. - Morris Levy, Hitmen
Holmes' Theme Song
you find a box of monopoly in
front of your house. and you happly grabed it. turnes out it was stolen and you are teaken to jail. you then try to
use the "get out of jail free" card but they just laughs and kicked your ass.
i wish i can walk on water.
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