Man accused of having relations with cows

[culturalblonde]

Posted on Sat, Feb. 26, 2005

Man accused of having relations with cows

Associated

Press

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. - A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly

having sex with calves.

Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a

Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

A

criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan.

22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor

sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had

never been there before.

Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and

resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had

been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint.

He told police he never had sex with

animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.

Hart also is

charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to nine months in

jail.

Hart is scheduled to appear in court March 10.

[culturalblonde]

I can hear him in court

now... "The heifer mones made me do it!"

[MOBLEYC57]

I can hear

him in court now... "The heifer mones made me do it!"

You'd probably be right! Remember, when

it comes to mones ... STANK is good!

Wonder is his lady get's the urge to MOOOOO when they're having

sex? Moooomones can could cause that, yes?

Anyone? Anyone?

New Bumper Sticker:

COWS DO IT BETTER IN THE BARN!

What....ever!