Movie Knowledge

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THINGS

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE MOVIES......

- It is always possible to park directly outside any building

you are visiting.

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to

start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful

enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization

-It does not matter if you are

heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by

dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked

unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a

car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police

Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their

total opposite.

-When they are alone, all

foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any

lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds,unless it's the door to a burning building with a

child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an

eight year old child.



-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you

personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.



Edumacation is a privilege,

yes?

[bhess25]

you have wayyyyyy too much time

on your hands!!!