You're being watched...

[belgareth]

"Jesus is watching you."





He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and

froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,

promised himself a vacation after the next big score,

then clicked

the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he

pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."



Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the

source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.



"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.



"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to

warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are

you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.



"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird

Moses."

"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus."

[DrSmellThis]

I for one liked it.