I for one liked it.
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and
froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
promised himself a vacation after the next big score,
then clicked
the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he
pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to
warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are
you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
Moses."
"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus."
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
I for one liked it.
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
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