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    Talking Upsidedown Cake!

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAY!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Signor

    UpSideDown,
    Glad God blessed you with another one ... no need to frown,

    Put on your best mix, go out and do the

    town,
    If you run into me lady, please turn her down,

    Each and every year, you should do sumtin new,
    Invade the

    personal space of a 500 pounder, and let'er do you,

    You know body heat, beats antifreeze,
    A 500 pounder would

    keep you warm ... especially above her knees,

    Pull her hair softly, bite her all over, and smack them

    cheeks,
    She'll appreciate the lovin', and the monesa keep'er weak,

    Ride swiftly, but be alpha, as you

    pound'er from the rear,
    Request a full course meal afterwards, and you'll get a "Yes dear."

    All of this, of

    course, after the sun goes down,
    Understand if you get caught, you'll be your buddies' laughing clown,

    May

    you be blessed with lots lots more,
    Even if your buddies call you, "a big woman whore!"

    CHEERS!

    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    Thanks Mobley.

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    Happy Birthday! better late

    then than never...
    A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do."

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    Happy birthday, Upside! Thanks

    for your help in the forum.
    DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)

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