Bumper Stickers

[Bruce]

BUMPER STICKERS YOU

PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU
WERE DRIVING TOO FAST:

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Constipated

People Don't Give A crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My

Trailer.
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Horn Broken.. Watch For

Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go

Home.
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I Have The Body Of A god -

Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little

Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible

Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go

Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die

Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For

Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls

Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing

Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The
Next

Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed

Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool -

Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me

To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot

Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This,
Please

Flip Me Back Over...
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are

Also
Timed For 70 mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt,

No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My

Mailman
Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About

Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By

Mattel.
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Boldly Going

Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally

Blonde.
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Heart Attacks .. God's Revenge For Eating His

Animal
Friends.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired
From A

Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits

He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A

MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better

Pets.
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AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER :
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS

BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND
FOR THE SAME REASON"

[Bigman808]

hahahaha, nice! I like the

'Horn Broken. Watch for finger.' and 'Honk if anything falls off.' hahah, great post. I actually saw one that

said 'Multi-Tasking: Shaving, driving, talking and smoking!' and the guy in the car was actually doin it!



Another good one i saw was 'Honk if you're Jesus'

[DrSmellThis]

...some gems -- liked the

ebonics one, the star trek one and the changing lanes one.