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    Unhappy My first real hit, oh god, the horror

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    Well I tried out some soe gel I had laying around today because I want to see if theres a woman out there worth

    healing my smashed heart for. I tried pheromones before to get this girl but it didn't work and I lost her.



    Anyhoo, I never liked the soe, didnt like the smell, but i decided to use it because i realized that I am a lone

    wolf type and keep to myself, and with what happened with the girl made me close up even more. i just wanted

    something to make me calm and seem approachable and them chatty, if they start im good, if i start im a wreck, just

    me i guess, so i slapped on the soe. it calms me down but it also makes me edgy and snappy, its really weird, NPA

    doesnt even do that to me, ive always thought that was odd.

    my uncle picks me up to go shopping and hes a bit

    extra chatty, but whatever, nothing much at the grocery store. Then I go to Canadian Tire to look for some airsoft

    BBs in the sporting goods section. I walk by the guy at the till and he turns his head watching me walk by (I'm

    really banned from the store, so i let that incident go)
    Theres a guy and a girl in the isle facing the opposite

    side of the guns n stuff, i walk by them and stop a bit passed his right side loking for the BBs, and his head just

    does a 180 over his right shoulder, so i walk over to what would be his left side, and he whips his head over his

    left shoulder looking at me , then he looks back at what they were looking at and the girl didnt even move at

    all. disturbing.
    went to the checkout line to pay, and the guy in the other line turns and starts looking

    at me for a few seconds. the guy ahead of me is talking with the cashier who was an old woman in her 50s or

    something, (no no no! you sicko's! dont even go there!) ok i think chatty is good maybe this stuff does work. I get

    to the till and I say hi... and nothing, not even a hi back from her, what the hell? kinda dissapointed. Hey its not

    that way, i dont want no biddy booty!!

    I get home and jump in the tub, and it hits me! theres a man soe and a

    woman soe, but no, it couldnt be, say it aint so!! then i think, is that why it smells like girlie shampoo? then i

    remember the label on the pack is red, so I check on the site, there both red but then i read the girl one smells

    floral and the dude one smells like musk that explains the whole thing, i think, tell me ive got the

    girlie one, please tell me ive got the girlie one!! if i dont, i dont want no more hits, ill stay at home alone

    forever then, id rather have biddy booty than dudie booty
    Why do women want what they can't have, and when they get it, they don't want it anymore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by puule
    Well I tried out

    some soe gel I had laying around today because I want to see if theres a woman out there worth healing my smashed

    heart for. I tried pheromones before to get this girl but it didn't work and I lost her.

    Anyhoo, I never liked

    the soe, didnt like the smell, but i decided to use it because i realized that I am a lone wolf type and keep to

    myself, and with what happened with the girl made me close up even more. i just wanted something to make me calm and

    seem approachable and them chatty, if they start im good, if i start im a wreck, just me i guess, so i slapped on

    the soe. it calms me down but it also makes me edgy and snappy, its really weird, NPA doesnt even do that to me, ive

    always thought that was odd.

    my uncle picks me up to go shopping and hes a bit extra chatty, but whatever,

    nothing much at the grocery store. Then I go to Canadian Tire to look for some airsoft BBs in the sporting goods

    section. I walk by the guy at the till and he turns his head watching me walk by (I'm really banned from the store,

    so i let that incident go)
    Theres a guy and a girl in the isle facing the opposite side of the guns n stuff, i

    walk by them and stop a bit passed his right side loking for the BBs, and his head just does a 180 over his right

    shoulder, so i walk over to what would be his left side, and he whips his head over his left shoulder looking at

    me , then he looks back at what they were looking at and the girl didnt even move at all.

    disturbing.
    went to the checkout line to pay, and the guy in the other line turns and starts looking at me for a

    few seconds. the guy ahead of me is talking with the cashier who was an old woman in her 50s or something, (no no

    no! you sicko's! dont even go there!) ok i think chatty is good maybe this stuff does work. I get to the till and I

    say hi... and nothing, not even a hi back from her, what the hell? kinda dissapointed. Hey its not that way, i dont

    want no biddy booty!!

    I get home and jump in the tub, and it hits me! theres a man soe and a woman soe, but no,

    it couldnt be, say it aint so!! then i think, is that why it smells like girlie shampoo? then i remember the label

    on the pack is red, so I check on the site, there both red but then i read the girl one smells floral and the dude

    one smells like musk that explains the whole thing, i think, tell me ive got the girlie one, please tell

    me ive got the girlie one!! if i dont, i dont want no more hits, ill stay at home alone forever then, id rather have

    biddy booty than dudie booty
    Welcome, P U U L E! You have entered into the .......... T w i l i g h t

    Zone!!!!

    I hope, for your booty's sake, it was the girls

    version!
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    I vote this post of the

    month!

    Biddy Booty!! Classic! I've never heard that one before. Must be Canadian thing.

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    It's probably not you. You were

    anticipating something happening and thus were overly sensitive. People act strange all the time. Besides, it takes

    a few minutes for 'mones to do their magic and people must be in close proximity to you.

    The pack of SOE I

    have is white with purple wrting on the front. Oddly it doesn't say men or women on it. However, it smells like

    cheap sandalwood aftershave, not girlie shampoo. I hate the scented version. Give me the fresh BO smell SOE any day

    of the week.

    But if you do have the girlie SOE, use it to your advantage. Don women's rags, SOE-W and maybe

    a cute lezzie might come your way. As a man you'll look really butch and win her heart pronto.
    "I'm just a dirty hornytoad" -Gegogi

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    Is there a way to tell which one I

    got? they are the gel packs not the bottle so i am wondering if the gel has different scents or the guy and girl gel

    smell the same? also can anyone describe the guy scent?

    Quote Originally Posted by Gegogi
    But if you do have the girlie SOE, use it

    to your advantage. Don women's rags, SOE-W and maybe a cute lezzie might come your way. As a man you'll look

    really butch and win her heart pronto.
    OOHHHHHHH Yummy!!
    Why do women want what they can't have, and when they get it, they don't want it anymore?

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    LOL!

    That is the

    funniest/best hit story I have read in a LOOONG time!




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    Puuule,

    I get

    stare from male more than female too. I'm very fustrated too definitely see what you mean as it happen to me too.

    I'm not gay or dressed like one when I wear any kind of mones: SOE/m, Chikara/m, AE/m, Wagg/m males are more turn

    on . I haven't find my right mix and still searching. But I totally see your concern, good observation

    bud.
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    ROFLMAO....hey man, it was worth it

    for the laugh!

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    puule and ironfire!

    Ive

    got an idea...
    Get youself some gel-packs for women and try them out and see if they maid work for you... your mone

    signatures maid be a lot diffrent from others..worth a try..
    "He who makes a beast of himself
    gets rid of the pain of being a man"
    DR. JOHNSON


    Greetings
    SirAngel

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    I just think its the gel pack, it

    smells ,like i said, girlie. It must be the woman's one. I aint gay either (thought about it, but the whole thing

    about being with another guy ruins the idea. The rest of the brochure looks nice though!) but any attention is

    good attention I guess. I'm a lesbian til I give up on the broads
    Why do women want what they can't have, and when they get it, they don't want it anymore?

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    The SoE/w gel pack includes the

    words "For Her" on the label.

    JVK

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